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The Brain

#49695
May 31, 2015, 10:46:12 PM
 ^_^
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

DGuller

#49696
June 01, 2015, 12:23:36 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 30, 2015, 07:02:58 PM
Quote from: Caliga on May 30, 2015, 06:55:32 PM
:yes: My grandparents met at a wedding.

Ah, the days of arranged marriage.
:lol:

Valmy

#49697
June 01, 2015, 07:39:46 AM
Quote from: Tyr on May 31, 2015, 02:41:55 AM
Really. That was one of the dullest things I have endured for a long time. Quite depressing really. Not because of the loneliness/not having hot laid for a few months/approaching a year with a presentable girl, but to see people dancing and enjoying such crap.

Huh. Well usually when I go to a wedding one of my friends or family is getting married so I know most of the people and I have a blast. Tons of free food and drinks are also awesome. I guess I fail to see what is crap about that but then I am not you.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Syt

#49698
June 01, 2015, 01:42:15 PM
An 18 year old driver in Germany overlooked traffic and got into an accident with her Toyota (she was not hurt):




Name of the street: "Panzerringstraße", or "Tank Ring Road." I wonder why they named it that ...  :hmm:
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Admiral Yi

#49699
June 01, 2015, 01:45:39 PM
Only 20 tanks left in Germany, and she drives under one of them. :(

Syt

#49700
June 01, 2015, 01:48:25 PM
It's a British tank.  :secret:
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Admiral Yi

#49701
June 01, 2015, 01:49:36 PM
25 then.

crazy canuck

#49702
June 01, 2015, 01:50:15 PM
Quote from: Syt on June 01, 2015, 01:48:25 PM
It's a British tank.  :secret:

She must have recognized that fact and expected It to drive on the other side of the road.  :bowler:

Syt

#49703
June 01, 2015, 01:52:47 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 01, 2015, 01:49:36 PM
25 then.

It was actually the head of a tank column.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Ideologue

#49704
June 01, 2015, 01:54:38 PM
The Volkssturm don't give up.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Ed Anger

#49705
June 01, 2015, 05:08:03 PM
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Syt

#49706
June 02, 2015, 07:07:00 AM
So the strike in German publicly funded kindergartens has been going on for three weeks without either side budging. Today are the first talks since the strike began.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Caliga

#49707
June 02, 2015, 07:08:50 AM
Send the kinder to the biergartens.
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derspiess

#49708
June 02, 2015, 07:33:11 AM
Kinderbier :cheers:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Zanza

#49709
June 02, 2015, 01:03:44 PM
Helmut Kohl has apparently been in the ICU for three weeks now. He has been out of the public eye for the last years. Let's see if he makes it.
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