The Off Topic Topic

[Josquius]

I think it's weird when chicks wear heels except in certain contexts (i.e. strippers, prostitutes).  Don't a lot of men like their women short?

No.

[lustindarkness]

I keep seeing girls wearing high heels in Rome, with all these cobblestone?!

[The Larch]

I keep seeing girls wearing high heels in Rome, with all these cobblestone?!

They're Italians, they're genetically engineered to ignore the environment they're in so it doesn't interfere with their fashion choices.

[crazy canuck]

Don't a lot of men like their women short?

Iirc the stereotype for an attractive female has tall as one of the adjectives.

[crazy canuck]

I keep seeing girls wearing high heels in Rome, with all these cobblestone?!

Did you notice the female traffic cops in high heels. 

[lustindarkness]

I did notice all the pretty girls with no ass.

[Josquius]

I hate the british railway system.
Had to buy my ticket in advance to get it an affordable price.
Which means I now have to wait in the station for an hour for my specific train.

[Razgovory]

I think it's weird when chicks wear heels except in certain contexts (i.e. strippers, prostitutes).  Don't a lot of men like their women short?

Last Friday I came in to the office right behind one of our chick accountants and had on jeans and high heels.

I don't think you understand what these shoes are suppose to do.

[Josquius]

Anyone need a job?

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2015/05/28/7-eleven-store-manager-writes-the-most-sincere-desperate-job-ad-weve-ever-seen/

[Grey Fox]

Anyone need a job?

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2015/05/28/7-eleven-store-manager-writes-the-most-sincere-desperate-job-ad-weve-ever-seen/

I have an idea, what about you offer more money?

[Ed Anger]

School year over. My free time just dried up.

[Razgovory]

In this country working at a 7/11 is the opposite of safe.

[Admiral Yi]

I decided to try out Sabra humus yesterday and it's got me farting like a sousaphone.

Not very good humus either.  Too watery.

[Tonitrus]

School year over. My free time just dried up.

Send out the legions to conquer Gaul.

...unless you fear them returning to Rome in glory and replacing the emperor. 

[Ed Anger]

School year over. My free time just dried up.

Send out the legions to conquer Gaul.

...unless you fear them returning to Rome in glory and replacing the emperor. 

I'll tear their ponies apart if they do. Nothing left but stuffing and child's tears.