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[Sheilbh]

I was sat

I can't believe people really talk like this.

Prescriptivist prude

Friday night is the weekend.

It's still a work day. They'd had what, two hours drinking time by the time the fight started?

[mongers]

I was sat

I can't believe people really talk like this.

Prescriptivist prude

Friday night is the weekend.

It's still a work day. They'd had what, two hours drinking time by the time the fight started?

They might have been market porters.   


edit:
forgot the intentional irony warning, they were probably two artisanal organic yak cheese-makers from Dorset.

[Agelastus]

I was sat

I can't believe people really talk like this.

Prescriptivist prude

Friday night is the weekend.

It's still a work day. They'd had what, two hours drinking time by the time the fight started?

More than enough time; somebody'll have managed six or seven pints by then, or the equivalent, and be drunk enough to be aggressive.

Or maybe they'd been drinking more slowly but for longer - a lot of people slope off early on a Friday, after all.

[jimmy olsen]

Contender for worst band name ever:

"Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through The Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains Of The Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked The Progenies From The Deepest Depths Of The Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces Of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth To Worthless Eunuchs As Travesty For Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved By This Stupid Society Full Of Fetal Garbages"

CdM?

[CountDeMoney]

Sorry, Timmay, but I am not a Whorefaced Slut.  If I were, I'd have a better life by now.

[Maximus]

Contender for worst band name ever:

"Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through The Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains Of The Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked The Progenies From The Deepest Depths Of The Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces Of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth To Worthless Eunuchs As Travesty For Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved By This Stupid Society Full Of Fetal Garbages"

Their logo:



Top titles according to Last.fm:

- Dismaying Display Of Hammered Hos In The Woods Of Festering Carcasses
- Drunk And Wretched Impressions On Perverted Battering Patterns On A Pubescent
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- Ruthless Analblasting Gangbang Amid Most Bizarre Fetish For Dislimbed Cocksucking Whore's Child With A Cock In Her Filthy Mouth
- Pokerfacial (Lady Gaga cover)

Do they also play music?

[Ideologue]

I was sat

I can't believe people really talk like this.

Prescriptivist prude

Friday night is the weekend.

It's still a work day. They'd had what, two hours drinking time by the time the fight started?

Yeah, and they're in the UK, so I'm sure they're both employed and not problem drinkers.

[Sheilbh]

Given their clothes and demeanour they were British to the core: employed problem drinkers

[jimmy olsen]

Cavaliers are looking really good lately.

[Valmy]

Cavaliers are looking really good lately.

Finally coming around to the cause of Charles I?

[Ed Anger]

Cavaliers are looking really good lately.

Finally coming around to the cause of Charles I?

My royalist ancestors: tainted. 

[Sheilbh]

Cavaliers are looking really good lately.

Finally coming around to the cause of Charles I?

Not you Valmy

[Valmy]

Not you Valmy

You kidding me?  I am Commonwealth through and through.

[Sheilbh]

Not you Valmy

You kidding me?  I am Commonwealth through and through.

Thank God

[Barrister]

Not you Valmy

You kidding me?  I am Commonwealth through and through.