The Off Topic Topic

[The Brain]

 

[Valmy]

I did wonder if all those people last year announcing loudly how the 'cold never bothered them anyway' was tempting fate a bit.

[Caliga]

I did wonder if all those people last year announcing last year how the 'cold never bothered them anyway' was tempting fate a bit.

When I hear "Let It Go" I reach for my Beretta.

[Syt]

I met a black dude from D.C. in the supermarket today. No talk of baseball or other sports was made. Also, I didn't ask him if he knew any people from here who used to live there.

[Eddie Teach]

When I hear "Let It Go" I reach for my Beretta.

So you can drop it?

[Ed Anger]

I did wonder if all those people last year announcing last year how the 'cold never bothered them anyway' was tempting fate a bit.

When I hear "Let It Go" I reach for my Beretta.

MAH RECIEVER

[Malthus]

When I hear "Let It Go" I reach for my Beretta.

So you can drop it?

Damn thing's slippery when coated with ice.

[Valmy]

I met a black dude from D.C. in the supermarket today. No talk of baseball or other sports was made. Also, I didn't ask him if he knew any people from here who used to live there.

Well then what did you talk about?  Oh wait I see what you did.

[Syt]

Contender for worst band name ever:

"Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through The Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains Of The Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked The Progenies From The Deepest Depths Of The Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces Of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth To Worthless Eunuchs As Travesty For Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved By This Stupid Society Full Of Fetal Garbages"

Their logo:



Top titles according to Last.fm:

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- Ruthless Analblasting Gangbang Amid Most Bizarre Fetish For Dislimbed Cocksucking Whore's Child With A Cock In Her Filthy Mouth
- Pokerfacial (Lady Gaga cover)

[Malthus]

Contender for worst band name ever:

"Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through The Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains Of The Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked The Progenies From The Deepest Depths Of The Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces Of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth To Worthless Eunuchs As Travesty For Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved By This Stupid Society Full Of Fetal Garbages"


Top titles according to Last.fm:

- Dismaying Display Of Hammered Hos In The Woods Of Festering Carcasses
- Drunk And Wretched Impressions On Perverted Battering Patterns On A Pubescent
- Disemboweled For Disgusting Sluggish And Grinding Sick Gastric Ulcer Fucking
- Ruthless Analblasting Gangbang Amid Most Bizarre Fetish For Dislimbed Cocksucking Whore's Child With A Cock In Her Filthy Mouth
- Pokerfacial (Lady Gaga cover)

"Turing Test Failure" for short. 

[Josephus]

Right then.

Off to Cuba for my annual study of the glorious revolution and its impact on the beaches working class.

[Sheilbh]

So tonight I was sat in a cafe in Borough after work. Over the road a fight kicked off outside a pub.

At seven thirty on a weeknight

[Eddie Teach]

 

Friday night is the weekend.

[garbon]

Friday night is the weekend.

In NYC, Thursday night is essentially the weekend too.

[Admiral Yi]

I was sat

I can't believe people really talk like this.