The Off Topic Topic

[Ed Anger]

This is a business meeting where we can spitball new ideas.

[The Larch]

This is a business meeting where we can spitball new ideas.

Then you already have mine, delivery girls (and boys, we must keep all options open) that double as strippers. So you can have a slice while getting your lapdance.

[Ed Anger]

Pizza N' Blowjobs.

For 50 bucks, you get a medium 2 topping pizza, a 2 liter of soda and a hummer.

Gratuity not included.

[Malthus]

Now that's a weirdo magnet business idea. Hope you have good insurance against some of the girls turning up in fridges.

God, you are such a buzzkill.

Or at least, you hope it's a buzzkill. 

[Ideologue]

Pizza N' Blowjobs.

For 50 bucks, you get a medium 2 topping pizza, a 2 liter of soda and a hummer.

Gratuity not included.

You have no idea what things cost nowadays.

[Ed Anger]

Pizza N' Blowjobs.

For 50 bucks, you get a medium 2 topping pizza, a 2 liter of soda and a hummer.

Gratuity not included.

You have no idea what things cost nowadays.

I never bought services from a whore.

[Josquius]

See? Immigrants do flout the law, and want nothing more than to change Britain's culture.

Actually, I have only started rampant jaywalking since arriving here and studying the local cultural behaviour patterns. Nobody gives a rat's ass about pedestrians' traffic lights.

For cars they're the law, for people they're just recommendations.
I was totally shocked when I got to japan and found out it was illegal to cross at a red light there.

[Sheilbh]

Screw this left-side driving nonesense.

Get. Out

I feel the Office of National Statistics has won Christmas:

[Syt]

 

[derspiess]

Smooth.

http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-30422994

Greenpeace sorry for Nazca lines stunt in Peru

Greenpeace has apologised for any "moral offence" it has caused, after a publicity stunt on the ancient Nazca lines in Peru.

Activists from the organisation placed a banner next to a figure of a hummingbird, carved more than 1,500 years ago.

They were hoping to increase pressure on UN negotiators currently meeting in Lima.

The Peruvian government said it would prosecute the activists who took part.

The ancient depictions of animals, including a monkey and a hummingbird that are etched into the arid plain of Southern Peru are a vital part of the county's heritage.

Visits to the site are closely supervised - ministers and presidents have to seek special permission and special footwear to tread on the fragile ground where the 1,500 year old lines are cut.

Earlier this week 20 Greenpeace activists from seven countries unfurled a protest banner very close to the location of the lines.

'Slap in the face'
"With our message from the Nazca lines, we expect politicians to understand the legacy we need to leave for future generations," said one of the activists, Mauro Fernandez, on a video produced by the organisation.

"It is not a legacy of climate crisis."

Unfortunately, according to the Peruvian authorities, the legacy of the stunt was damage to the ancient site.

[Ideologue]

They should've bombed a coal-fired power plant.

[CountDeMoney]

Now the French will sink the site.

[CountDeMoney]

Speaking of sites

Pornhub reveals who finishes quickest on their website




"Which countries have the most impressive stamina, according to Pornhub viewership statistics?" The company asks.

Well, not Iraq which comes in at a speedy 5.30 minutes.

Togo meanwhile appears to hold out best with an average visit lasting 15.03 minutes.

South Africa is in the middle of the pack lasting 10.26 minutes.

Within South Africa the people of Johannesburg last best at 10.35 minutes, while Pretoria only lasts 10.07 minutes.

You can check out of the full map on their website.

http://www.pornhub.com/infographic/longest

[Ideologue]

Stamina is overrated.

[Jacob]

Stamina is overrated.

... especially when there's no partner involved.