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Ed Anger

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Tamas

Quote from: Ideologue on December 11, 2014, 10:21:57 AM
See? Immigrants do flout the law, and want nothing more than to change Britain's culture. :o

Actually, I have only started rampant jaywalking since arriving here and studying the local cultural behaviour patterns. Nobody gives a rat's ass about pedestrians' traffic lights.

derspiess

Quote from: Caliga on December 11, 2014, 06:16:57 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 10, 2014, 06:43:28 PM
Give extra if the delivery driver is a chick and has nice hooters.
Never seen such a thing, ever.

Sounds like a niche that needs addressed.  Possible business opportunity?
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Tamas

Quote from: derspiess on December 11, 2014, 10:36:13 AM
Quote from: Caliga on December 11, 2014, 06:16:57 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 10, 2014, 06:43:28 PM
Give extra if the delivery driver is a chick and has nice hooters.
Never seen such a thing, ever.

Sounds like a niche that needs addressed.  Possible business opportunity?

:hmm:

Ed Anger

Quote from: derspiess on December 11, 2014, 10:36:13 AM
Quote from: Caliga on December 11, 2014, 06:16:57 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 10, 2014, 06:43:28 PM
Give extra if the delivery driver is a chick and has nice hooters.
Never seen such a thing, ever.

Sounds like a niche that needs addressed.  Possible business opportunity?

Bikini pizza?

I have some working capital.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Tamas

Quote from: Ed Anger on December 11, 2014, 10:38:01 AM
Quote from: derspiess on December 11, 2014, 10:36:13 AM
Quote from: Caliga on December 11, 2014, 06:16:57 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 10, 2014, 06:43:28 PM
Give extra if the delivery driver is a chick and has nice hooters.
Never seen such a thing, ever.

Sounds like a niche that needs addressed.  Possible business opportunity?

Bikini pizza?

I have some working capital.

I can run the UK branch. You will need to provide the capital. I will take 80% of the profits.

derspiess

Just need to work out a catchy name.  Something like "Pies & Juggs" but less obvious.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

The Larch

Now that's a weirdo magnet business idea. Hope you have good insurance against some of the girls turning up in fridges.

derspiess

Quote from: Tamas on December 11, 2014, 10:42:00 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 11, 2014, 10:38:01 AM
Quote from: derspiess on December 11, 2014, 10:36:13 AM
Quote from: Caliga on December 11, 2014, 06:16:57 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 10, 2014, 06:43:28 PM
Give extra if the delivery driver is a chick and has nice hooters.
Never seen such a thing, ever.

Sounds like a niche that needs addressed.  Possible business opportunity?

Bikini pizza?

I have some working capital.

I can run the UK branch. You will need to provide the capital. I will take 80% of the profits.

Your division could be: Beetza & Boobs? :P
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Ed Anger

Quote from: Tamas on December 11, 2014, 10:42:00 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 11, 2014, 10:38:01 AM
Quote from: derspiess on December 11, 2014, 10:36:13 AM
Quote from: Caliga on December 11, 2014, 06:16:57 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 10, 2014, 06:43:28 PM
Give extra if the delivery driver is a chick and has nice hooters.
Never seen such a thing, ever.

Sounds like a niche that needs addressed.  Possible business opportunity?

Bikini pizza?

I have some working capital.

I can run the UK branch. You will need to provide the capital. I will take 80% of the profits.



I'm out.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

derspiess

Quote from: The Larch on December 11, 2014, 10:44:41 AM
Now that's a weirdo magnet business idea. Hope you have good insurance against some of the girls turning up in fridges.

Ride-along bodyguards.  Just like strippers.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Ideologue

Quote from: Tamas on December 11, 2014, 10:35:55 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 11, 2014, 10:21:57 AM
See? Immigrants do flout the law, and want nothing more than to change Britain's culture. :o

Actually, I have only started rampant jaywalking since arriving here and studying the local cultural behaviour patterns. Nobody gives a rat's ass about pedestrians' traffic lights.

It's true in America too. :hug:

I almost got run over yesterday. :blush:
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The Larch

Quote from: derspiess on December 11, 2014, 10:46:00 AM
Quote from: The Larch on December 11, 2014, 10:44:41 AM
Now that's a weirdo magnet business idea. Hope you have good insurance against some of the girls turning up in fridges.

Ride-along bodyguards.  Just like strippers.

With those costs the delivery girls might as well double as on call strippers, otherwise I doubt the numbers would align properly.

Ed Anger

Quote from: The Larch on December 11, 2014, 10:44:41 AM
Now that's a weirdo magnet business idea. Hope you have good insurance against some of the girls turning up in fridges.

God, you are such a buzzkill.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

The Larch

Quote from: Ed Anger on December 11, 2014, 10:49:55 AM
Quote from: The Larch on December 11, 2014, 10:44:41 AM
Now that's a weirdo magnet business idea. Hope you have good insurance against some of the girls turning up in fridges.

God, you are such a buzzkill.

I care deeply for the girls and their wellbeing.  :sleep: