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Syt

#45015
December 06, 2014, 04:22:29 AM
Looks more flattering than this:



(Inscription on Merkelblob reads, "German Economy" - it's a float from a 2014 carnival parade; they often many caricature floats in them.)
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
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CountDeMoney

#45016
December 06, 2014, 07:18:45 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on December 06, 2014, 04:03:18 AM
Hollande...  :rolleyes:
Officially, it's a gift from the Kazakh president.

Looks like he's going to a Packers game.  In 1963.

mongers

#45017
December 06, 2014, 07:35:10 AM
So neighhours are taking down a breeze block wall on part of our property line and they manage to pull it down partly on top of one of them. The woman is sitting on the ground with her sons standing around waiting for an ambulance to turn up, which no doubt will take 45-60 min. 

Apparently they tried sawing between the blocks, then pushing it backwards and forward, eventually managing to pull it down on top of them. Do some people have any common sense at all?  :rolleyes:
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Ideologue

#45018
December 06, 2014, 11:02:37 AM
Quote from: Syt on December 06, 2014, 04:22:29 AM
Looks more flattering than this:

(Inscription on Merkelblob reads, "German Economy" - it's a float from a 2014 carnival parade; they often many caricature floats in them.)

It should be the German float eating Greece and Spain.

France is doing fine.
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Syt

#45019
December 06, 2014, 12:18:43 PM
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Razgovory

#45020
December 06, 2014, 05:31:50 PM
Huh.  So my brother has been coughing up blood and his x-ray showed a spot on his lung.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Ed Anger

#45021
December 06, 2014, 06:13:44 PM
 :(
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Eddie Teach

#45022
December 06, 2014, 06:29:27 PM
Damn, Raz, hope it turns out to be nothing serious.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Razgovory

#45023
December 06, 2014, 07:07:12 PM
I'm not sure how to feel.  I don't really care for my brother, but he is kin.  It's strange.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

The Brain

#45024
December 06, 2014, 07:10:57 PM
:console:
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Razgovory

#45025
December 06, 2014, 07:46:29 PM
Well he's not dead yet, so let's get too worried.  He is a chain smoker and is rather promiscuous so Cancer and HIV are possibilities, but it could also be TB which is treatable.  Or he could be dumb and was trying to huff paint and he got one of those little metal balls in him.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

mongers

#45026
December 06, 2014, 11:30:03 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 06, 2014, 07:46:29 PM
Well he's not dead yet, so let's get too worried.  He is a chain smoker and is rather promiscuous so Cancer and HIV are possibilities, but it could also be TB which is treatable.  Or he could be dumb and was trying to huff paint and he got one of those little metal balls in him.
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jimmy olsen

#45027
December 07, 2014, 08:03:41 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 06, 2014, 05:31:50 PM
Huh.  So my brother has been coughing up blood and his x-ray showed a spot on his lung.
Damn, I hope it turns out to be a false alarm. :(
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Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Agelastus

#45028
December 07, 2014, 09:35:44 AM
Clintons (a major UK chain of card shops) getting into trouble for selling a "vile" Christmas Card.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/12/07/clintons-cards-council-estate_n_6283270.html

The card being entitled "10 reasons why Santa Claus must live on a Council Estate".

It's something I've been noticing this year; there seems to be a vein of nastiness in the "humour" cards (whether for birthday, Christmas or just in general) this year that I haven't seen previously. Anyone else have that impression?
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The Best is yet to be
The last of life for which the first was made."

CountDeMoney

#45029
December 07, 2014, 09:41:21 AM
Quote from: Agelastus on December 07, 2014, 09:35:44 AM
It's something I've been noticing this year; there seems to be a vein of nastiness in the "humour" cards (whether for birthday, Christmas or just in general) this year that I haven't seen previously. Anyone else have that impression?

Last several years have been really shitty for a lot of people.  YMMV, of course.
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