The Off Topic Topic

[Ed Anger]

I'd kill for a Mickey D's egg and sausage biscuit right now. NO CHEESE

[derspiess]

and a SENIOR coffee.

[Grey Fox]

I am not much a restaurant breakfast person so I've never had any of the McD breakfast items.

[Ed Anger]

and a SENIOR coffee.

I don't drink coffee. Unless I'm hopped up on pain pills at 3 am.

[Admiral Yi]

I am not much a restaurant breakfast person so I've never had any of the McD breakfast items.

You're missing out.

[CountDeMoney]

I'd kill for a Mickey D's egg and sausage biscuit right now. NO CHEESE

No cheese?  Some American you are.  Why don't you just ask for a McProletariat?

[Ed Anger]

I'd kill for a Mickey D's egg and sausage biscuit right now. NO CHEESE

No cheese?  Some American you are.  Why don't you just ask for a McProletariat?

Their cheese is nasty.

[CountDeMoney]

McD's coffee is battery acid treated with turpentine.

[Barrister]

I'd kill for a Mickey D's egg and sausage biscuit right now. NO CHEESE

No cheese?  Some American you are.  Why don't you just ask for a McProletariat?

Their cheese is nasty.

Aren't you the one who writes paeans about government cheese?

[Ed Anger]

I'd kill for a Mickey D's egg and sausage biscuit right now. NO CHEESE

No cheese?  Some American you are.  Why don't you just ask for a McProletariat?

Their cheese is nasty.

Aren't you the one who writes paeans about government cheese?

That stuff was good. WE WERE POOR

[CountDeMoney]

It tasted like taxes!

[Ed Anger]

Tasted like nourishment. I don't miss the early 80's recession at all. 

[CountDeMoney]

I don't miss the early 80's recession at all. 

I was talking to a woman a few weeks ago who had unfortunately "aged" out of corporate communications;  said after the early '80s when she and her husband lost their jobs and their home, they figured they wouldn't have to go through that bullshit again.  LOLZ, joke was on you, sister.

[derspiess]

The oldsters at my workplace are all way overdue for retirement.  Most of them have grandfathered pensions waiting for them on top of their 401k and (at some point) Soshecurity but they're clinging on to their jobs anyway.  JUST LEAVE PLZ

[Ed Anger]

More fun 80's recession stories: one year, Christmas presents were provided by a church. I got checkers and socks. And I used to get what ever I wanted.

I was a total asshole that year.

A few years later, I apologized to my parents for being a dick that year.