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derspiess

#42195
August 08, 2014, 10:06:29 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on August 08, 2014, 09:59:29 AM
To get funding, you will need to have women or minority partners,

I'll make my wife Chief Diversity Officer.  DONE.

Quotebe open to union membership

Sure, they can join a union.  Dues are pretty steep in United Spiessworkers, but the union president (who happens to be my cousin-- good guy) doesn't work for cheap.

Quoteand pay good wages, and provide good medical insurance including contraceptive coverage.

If it gets me mah gubmint money, I'm all in. 
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

CountDeMoney

#42196
August 08, 2014, 10:28:07 AM
lol, "Solyndra...because Fox News told me bring it up."

derspiess

#42197
August 08, 2014, 10:31:08 AM
And PMSNBC told you to suppress it.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

CountDeMoney

#42198
August 08, 2014, 10:36:48 AM
Nothing to supress.  Companies go tits-up sometimes.  Or should government assistance only be reserved for the too-big-to-fail-or-jail crowd after they fuck up, instead of that so-easy-to-predict startup period?

The Brain

#42199
August 08, 2014, 10:41:14 AM
I'm with the Key Atomic Benefits Office of Mankind and I suggest a strictly nuclear policy.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

jimmy olsen

#42200
August 08, 2014, 10:44:36 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on August 06, 2014, 11:06:52 AM

The problem with the ozone never got solved. It it listed as a risk for someone visiting patagonia or antarctica.

The ozone layer is significantly smaller now than it was at its height
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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The Brain

#42201
August 08, 2014, 10:46:19 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 08, 2014, 10:44:36 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on August 06, 2014, 11:06:52 AM

The problem with the ozone never got solved. It it listed as a risk for someone visiting patagonia or antarctica.

The ozone layer is significantly smaller now than it was at its height

Smaller layer?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

jimmy olsen

#42202
August 08, 2014, 10:51:04 AM
Fucking kindle. <_<

The hole in the ozone layer is smaller.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Josquius

#42203
August 08, 2014, 02:22:48 PM
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CountDeMoney

#42204
August 08, 2014, 03:10:42 PM
Pulling a stunt like that could get one shot.
BK apple pie's not worth it.  McDonald's?  Maybe.

derspiess

#42205
August 08, 2014, 03:15:34 PM
The stunt itself is okay.  Blogging about it seems a bit self-congratulatory though.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

sbr

#42206
August 08, 2014, 03:19:31 PM
Quote from: derspiess on August 08, 2014, 03:15:34 PM
The stunt itself is okay.  Blogging about it seems a bit self-congratulatory though.

Is reddit a blog?

Grey Fox

#42207
August 08, 2014, 04:12:42 PM
Quote from: sbr on August 08, 2014, 03:19:31 PM
Quote from: derspiess on August 08, 2014, 03:15:34 PM
The stunt itself is okay.  Blogging about it seems a bit self-congratulatory though.

Is reddit a blog?

Some parts of it are very blog like, especially blogosphere 2.0.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

mongers

#42209
August 08, 2014, 05:50:31 PM
Can I say arse end of nowhere. 
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"
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