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Josquius

#41355
July 01, 2014, 09:29:51 AM
QuoteWhat's a "check"? :huh:

Its something to do with balancing I think.
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Eddie Teach

#41356
July 01, 2014, 09:41:15 AM
One year fades into the next, over and over.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Brazen

#41357
July 01, 2014, 09:41:49 AM
I met Rolf Harris signing autographs at a youth club when I was a young teenager. He didn't molest me. I don't know whether to feel relieved or unattractive.

Savonarola

#41358
July 01, 2014, 10:11:59 AM
I was listening to a lecture today in which the speaker pointed out that the Emperor Nerva:



Has a similar profile to John Kerry:



Kerry should have played up that in 2004; he would have swept the Languish vote.   :bowler:
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Duque de Bragança

#41359
July 01, 2014, 10:26:20 AM

Admiral Yi

#41360
July 01, 2014, 10:29:08 AM
Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on July 01, 2014, 09:28:10 AM
What's a "check"? :huh:

A way of sending gifts to relatives not in close proximity.

Still the occasional business (or government agency) that doesn't take online payment.  Or some that charge an online payment surcharge.

CountDeMoney

#41361
July 01, 2014, 11:15:59 AM
Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on July 01, 2014, 09:28:10 AM
What's a "check"? :huh:

The only thing Nigerians wash anymore, since it sure as shit isnt their clothes.

celedhring

#41362
July 01, 2014, 12:54:57 PM
I'm writing a script in English, and my (American) characters should course a bit. However, I'm not allowed "fuck" or "shit" (hooray), so I need some PC cursing that doesn't sound completely inane. Any suggestions, pointers?

CountDeMoney

#41363
July 01, 2014, 12:59:23 PM
"God's bread!"

Razgovory

#41364
July 01, 2014, 01:02:45 PM
Quote from: celedhring on July 01, 2014, 12:54:57 PM
I'm writing a script in English, and my (American) characters should course a bit. However, I'm not allowed "fuck" or "shit" (hooray), so I need some PC cursing that doesn't sound completely inane. Any suggestions, pointers?

What about "cunt"?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Admiral Yi

#41365
July 01, 2014, 01:04:48 PM
Quote from: celedhring on July 01, 2014, 12:54:57 PM
I'm writing a script in English, and my (American) characters should course a bit. However, I'm not allowed "fuck" or "shit" (hooray), so I need some PC cursing that doesn't sound completely inane. Any suggestions, pointers?

Son of a bitch!

For Christ's sake!

What the hell?

God damn it!

mongers

#41366
July 01, 2014, 01:15:10 PM
Quote from: celedhring on July 01, 2014, 12:54:57 PM
I'm writing a script in English, and my (American) characters should course a bit. However, I'm not allowed "fuck" or "shit" (hooray), so I need some PC cursing that doesn't sound completely inane. Any suggestions, pointers?

Good grief ?    :bowler:
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

The Brain

#41367
July 01, 2014, 01:15:49 PM
God's wounds! is what I usually say.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Eddie Teach

#41368
July 01, 2014, 01:17:58 PM
Quote from: The Brain on July 01, 2014, 01:15:49 PM
God's wounds! is what I usually say.

Zounds!
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Razgovory

#41369
July 01, 2014, 01:18:25 PM
Combine the 16th century with the  modern.  "Od's Bodkins, you are a stupid cunt!"
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017
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