The Off Topic Topic

[The Brain]

And privileged Jessie's girls?

I wish that I had Jessie's girl. 

I would never do that to a friend. Unless he travelled a lot.

[The Brain]

I'm wearing my cowboy hat today. Every time I do that, sex happens. I am testing the cowboy hat theory. T-minus five hours.

With a woman?

[MadImmortalMan]

I'm wearing my cowboy hat today. Every time I do that, sex happens. I am testing the cowboy hat theory. T-minus five hours.

With a woman?

THE woman. 




Yeah I will be showing this post to her, perhaps to influence the cowboy hat theory.

[Malthus]

I'm wearing my cowboy hat today. Every time I do that, sex happens. I am testing the cowboy hat theory. T-minus five hours.

With a woman?

Cows don't actually care about the hat.

[crazy canuck]

I'm wearing my cowboy hat today. Every time I do that, sex happens. I am testing the cowboy hat theory. T-minus five hours.

With a woman?

Cows don't actually care about the hat.

Why do so many cowboys wear them then?

[Maximus]

I'm wearing my cowboy hat today. Every time I do that, sex happens. I am testing the cowboy hat theory. T-minus five hours.

With a woman?

THE woman. 




Yeah I will be showing this post to her, perhaps to influence the cowboy hat theory.

With you?

[crazy canuck]

I'm wearing my cowboy hat today. Every time I do that, sex happens. I am testing the cowboy hat theory. T-minus five hours.

With a woman?

THE woman. 




Yeah I will be showing this post to her, perhaps to influence the cowboy hat theory.

With you?

Ah, now that is a good question.

[Ideologue]

I'm wearing my cowboy hat today. Every time I do that, sex happens. I am testing the cowboy hat theory. T-minus five hours.

Every time I watch Evil Dead 2 with someone, sex happens.

I really wish they'd screen it at the local arthouse.

[Caliga]

Interesting.  I should try that hat thing with my Resistol Briscoe.

[MadImmortalMan]

I usually keep it on during the thing, you know. 

It helps that I got it on vacation and she associates it with good feelings.

If I don't shave it magnifies the power of the hat. Thou must have stubble.

[The Brain]

I usually keep it on during the thing, you know. 

It helps that I got it on vacation and she associates it with good feelings.

If I don't shave it magnifies the power of the hat. Thou must have stubble.

Down there?

[garbon]

I usually keep it on during the thing, you know. 

It helps that I got it on vacation and she associates it with good feelings.

If I don't shave it magnifies the power of the hat. Thou must have stubble.

Down there?

No let's not go there again. KC4 is gone.

[CountDeMoney]

Who said anything about maintaining it?  Just need it once.

Cruelty to animals, much?

Fuck you, I saved a turtle from traffic today.  Ungrateful bastard hissed at me.  Was that jump off the curb and onto his back a suicide attempt, or merely a twisted cry for help?  We'll never know;  if he wants to try it again, he's got one hell of a distance to go this time, went off road and put his snappy little ass about 100 yards into the woods.

[garbon]

Are you talking about a turtle or me?

[Eddie Teach]

Was this turtle wearing a backwards baseball cap?