The Off Topic Topic

[Admiral Yi]

So I'm at Staples, and I'm buying my own writing paper, the good 15lb kind, and I don't need anyone to tell me how fucking good my paper is, because I'm the one who buys it.  I know how good it is.  Because when the Federal government goes shopping for paper, it buys shit. I buy the expensive paper because when I write I want to be able to read it.

OK, but do you have any dead nigger storage?

[Josquius]

It is sad that people like that breed whilst decent people get too old before they're ready

The problem is that people like that and decent people make about the same amount of money.

I don't know about the us but in the uk that is a myth

[garbon]

Man, I am looking so tan!

[Ideologue]

It is sad that people like that breed whilst decent people get too old before they're ready

The problem is that people like that and decent people make about the same amount of money.

I don't know about the us but in the uk that is a myth

The UK doesn't have tradespeople and cosmetologists?

[Razgovory]

Cosmetology is a not the way to make money.  Every time you discover another type of space or exotic dimension you have to pay another property tax on it.

[Ed Anger]

I belong to the Space Tea Party.

[Sheilbh]

The UK doesn't have tradespeople and cosmetologists?

Speaking of which I recently saw an ad for a salon offering 'semi-permanent brows'

[Razgovory]

I belong to the Space Tea Party.

Opposing the goverment encroachments on more and more forms of topology.

[Ed Anger]

Gub'mint out of my black hole!

[Ed Anger]

I demand that Moff Tarkin lower mah taxe

*sound of planet blowing up*

[Ideologue]

The UK doesn't have tradespeople and cosmetologists?

Speaking of which I recently saw an ad for a salon offering 'semi-permanent brows'

Do you want your brows to be temporary?

[Jacob]

It is sad that people like that breed whilst decent people get too old before they're ready

The problem is that people like that and decent people make about the same amount of money.

I don't know about the us but in the uk that is a myth

The UK doesn't have tradespeople and cosmetologists?

Wait, are you saying that tradespeople and cosmetologists are not decent people?

[Razgovory]

Gub'mint out of my black hole!

I have used that Cosmetology/Cosmology joke (well some variation of it) with every chick I ever met who studied cosmetology.  Not one of them ever got it.

"I'm studying Cosmetology"
"Wow, you're smarter then me, I never could get my head around 11 dimensional space".
"huh?"
...
"Yeah, I'll go now".

[Ideologue]

It is sad that people like that breed whilst decent people get too old before they're ready

The problem is that people like that and decent people make about the same amount of money.

I don't know about the us but in the uk that is a myth

The UK doesn't have tradespeople and cosmetologists?

Wait, are you saying that tradespeople and cosmetologists are not decent people?

I'm saying the non-decent ones get paid about the same wages.

[Josquius]

Oh. Some decent people earn low wages. It's true.
I thought you were getting at the whole benefit queens thing