The Off Topic Topic

[Jacob]

GIFs summarizing first sexual experiences: http://tagroom.com/reddit-users-were-asked-to-sum-up-their-first-sexual-experience-with-a-gif-the-responses-were-magnificent-sfw-49278

[Caliga]

The first time I did it I remember not being sure if I got my monster in the right place or not.

[Valmy]

The first time I did it we got each other off with our hands because well...that was the way we both knew how 

Even worse we were both 22.  My life is awesome.

[Caliga]

Even worse we were both 22.  My life is awesome.

I was 18.

[derspiess]

I don't remember it being that complicated.

[Caliga]

The first time I did it we got each other off with our hands because well...that was the way we both knew how 

Even worse we were both 22.  My life is awesome.

Hey did you at least get a facial out of that bro?

[Ed Anger]

I was 15. There was blood everywhere.

[Barrister]

Even worse we were both 22.  My life is awesome.

I was 18.

It was my 18th birthday. 

[MadImmortalMan]

I made my girlfriend beg me for more than six months before giving in.

MIM's life: Backwards

[Caliga]

I made my girlfriend beg me for more than six months before giving in.

MIM's life: Backwards

My brother did shit like that too.  He's a weirdo.

[Ed Anger]

Uh-oh. The school just called about the twins. See ya later. Time to bail them out.

[Eddie Teach]

Even worse we were both 22.  My life is awesome.

I was 18.

It was my 18th birthday. 

Your girlfriend wanted to make sure you were legal?

[HVC]

Uh-oh. The school just called about the twins. See ya later. Time to bail them out.

what'd they set on fire now?

[crazy canuck]

Uh-oh. The school just called about the twins. See ya later. Time to bail them out.

what'd they set on fire now?

I like how you are always a glass half full kind of guy.

[Josephus]

So I went to Wendy's today for a burger for lunch.

Woman at the till was crying.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"My daughter. She has cancer. Now the hospital called, and she's taken a turn for the worse. Would you like to make that  combo?"

Um.... No. thanks.