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Ed Anger

#2070
July 12, 2009, 04:02:35 PM
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Barrister

#2071
July 12, 2009, 04:07:55 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 12, 2009, 03:58:15 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 12, 2009, 03:51:57 PM
I may have to check that game out now.

You: Worse than Hitler

Yet you're the one checking out the forum.  :contract:
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Ed Anger

#2072
July 12, 2009, 04:37:09 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 12, 2009, 04:07:55 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 12, 2009, 03:58:15 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 12, 2009, 03:51:57 PM
I may have to check that game out now.

You: Worse than Hitler

Yet you're the one checking out the forum.  :contract:

Dude. Fat Chicks. I gotta see.  :P
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

PDH

#2073
July 12, 2009, 05:00:20 PM
That was NOT why the internet was designed, Al Gore said so...

That said, the Asian chick with the swords wasn't half bad.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

Barrister

#2074
July 12, 2009, 05:27:45 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 12, 2009, 04:37:09 PM
Dude. Fat Chicks. I gotta see.  :P

Only some of them were fat.  :whistle:
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Ed Anger

#2075
July 12, 2009, 05:29:02 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 12, 2009, 05:27:45 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 12, 2009, 04:37:09 PM
Dude. Fat Chicks. I gotta see.  :P

Only some of them were fat.  :whistle:

I didn't view all the pics. After 5 or 6 SCA chicks, I got the gist of it.

LIGHTNING BOLT!
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Sophie Scholl

#2076
July 13, 2009, 12:16:03 AM
"I'm the queen, look at my regal apparel:  a prom dress, a survival knife, and a samurai sword!" :lol:
"Everything that brought you here -- all the things that made you a prisoner of past sins -- they are gone. Forever and for good. So let the past go... and live."

"Somebody, after all, had to make a start. What we wrote and said is also believed by many others. They just don't dare express themselves as we did."

Syt

#2077
July 13, 2009, 12:36:26 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 12, 2009, 04:02:35 PM
Oh. My. God.

http://bbs.evony.com/showthread.php?t=11313

Nice to see that Jaron found a new creative outlet. :)

:)
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Tonitrus

#2078
July 13, 2009, 06:56:32 AM
What the....

QuoteToy-gun robber foiled by bat-wielding store worker

Associated Press - July 13, 2009 5:53 AM ET

BAY MINETTE, Ala. (AP) - Authorities in south Alabama say a gas station employee used a cricket bat to chase away a would-be robber who brandished a toy gun.

The Baldwin County Sheriff's office says the suspect entered Bee Gee's gas station near Bay Minette Saturday afternoon and tried to use the fake weapon to steal money.

Sheriff's Cpl. Mike Gaull tells the Press-Register of Mobile that the employee noticed the gun had an orange tip on the barrel and grabbed the cricket bat. The suspect then ran out of the store without any money.

The 22-year-old suspect was arrested and charged with first-degree robbery.

...a fucking cricket bat?  This is America, dammit...if you're going to come to our country and beat attempted armed robbers, at least use a goddamned baseball bat.  :mad:

Josquius

#2079
July 13, 2009, 08:14:00 AM
Wow. Awesome.
I have to wonder where and how the hell he has a cricket bat though. He watched some British film and figured they seemed cooler than a baseball bat?
Even in the UK though most people will use a baseball bat. Its a better shape for thuggery if you don't care about style points.
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Mr.Penguin

#2080
July 13, 2009, 11:31:03 AM
Quote from: Tonitrus on July 13, 2009, 06:56:32 AM
What the....

QuoteToy-gun robber foiled by bat-wielding store worker

Associated Press - July 13, 2009 5:53 AM ET

BAY MINETTE, Ala. (AP) - Authorities in south Alabama say a gas station employee used a cricket bat to chase away a would-be robber who brandished a toy gun.

The Baldwin County Sheriff's office says the suspect entered Bee Gee's gas station near Bay Minette Saturday afternoon and tried to use the fake weapon to steal money.

Sheriff's Cpl. Mike Gaull tells the Press-Register of Mobile that the employee noticed the gun had an orange tip on the barrel and grabbed the cricket bat. The suspect then ran out of the store without any money.

The 22-year-old suspect was arrested and charged with first-degree robbery.

...a fucking cricket bat?  This is America, dammit...if you're going to come to our country and beat attempted armed robbers, at least use a goddamned baseball bat.  :mad:

Come on he work at a gas station so he is proberly from India, they are nuts about cricket, its  possible he might even a shik with turban and all that stuff, and ofcourse a cricket bat...
Real men drag their Guns into position

Spell check is for losers

DisturbedPervert

#2081
July 13, 2009, 11:38:54 AM
Quote from: Tyr on July 13, 2009, 08:14:00 AM
I have to wonder where and how the hell he has a cricket bat though.

I have a hurling stick   :unsure:

Josquius

#2082
July 13, 2009, 01:10:44 PM
My dog is an addict.
She escaped from the house just earlier, my mam opened the door and she slipped through and went springing off down the street. Looked like she was away and we'd have to spend the better part of an hour hunting in the woods for her.
But then suddenly at the bottom of the street she stopped. She diverted towards someone's garden.
She'd seen a ball. Balls are her crack. She got herself stuck in the gate trying to get through to the ball.
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garbon

#2083
July 13, 2009, 06:44:28 PM
Off to see Tori tonight!
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Alcibiades

#2084
July 13, 2009, 07:55:41 PM
Quote from: garbon on July 13, 2009, 06:44:28 PM
Off to see Tori tonight!

Sounds like a woman!   :w00t:
Wait...  What would you know about masculinity, you fucking faggot?  - Overly Autistic Neil


OTOH, if you think that a Jew actually IS poisoning the wells you should call the cops. IMHO.   - The Brain
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