The Off Topic Topic

[Admiral Yi]

Same reason they don't make booze illegal.

[Ideologue]

You guys are also missing the obvious joke--of course I wasn't 18 when I started smoking.  Who is?

[Sheilbh]

You guys are also missing the obvious joke--of course I wasn't 18 when I started smoking.  Who is?

I have a friend who started smoking in his 20s

I've no tolerance for that shit

[Ideologue]

I thought you smoked.  That's how you stayed thin.

[Eddie Teach]

I'm going to go out and start smoking tomorrow, just to spite you freedom-haters. 

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

Well, why didn't they make it illegal?

Because the government's job is not to protect you from yourself.

[Ideologue]

Well, why didn't they make it illegal?

Because the government's job is not to protect you from yourself.

Because [insert opinion stated as axiom].

[Ideologue]

I am now having for dinner what I hope will be some fine (fake) meatball sandwiches on toasted wheat bread.  In unrelated news, spaghetti boxes don't close very well and you may be advised to pay attention to which side you're holding.

[Ed Anger]

I am losing the will to post here.

[garbon]

Sayonara!

[Ed Anger]

I wanted a goodbye cake.

[Ideologue]

What can I do to put you in a new thread today?

[Ed Anger]

What can I do to put you in a new thread today?

I'm bored of all the current threads. I'll take a brochure of the naked chick thread.

[HVC]

I am losing the will to post here.

you've cried wolf too much

[HVC]

I am now having for dinner what I hope will be some fine (fake) meatball sandwiches on toasted wheat bread.  In unrelated news, spaghetti boxes don't close very well and you may be advised to pay attention to which side you're holding.

check for beef broth