The Off Topic Topic

[CountDeMoney]

Apparently there's some inside flack from the Tea Partiers as to why establishment GOPers didn't do more to help Cuccinelli, in particular why Christie didn't come down to stump for him during the campaign.
Yeah, right.  Like Christie would hang his dick out for that sociopath.

[garbon]

88% precincts reporting:

Cuccinelli   Rep.    878,515    46.7%
McAuliffe   Dem.   875,160    46.5%

CNN called it for the good guy.  Whew, that was too close for comfort.

Yeah. Governorship of Virginia was pretty concerning.

[derspiess]

McAulliffe is a dirtbag.  Virginians will regret this.

[CountDeMoney]

McAulliffe is a dirtbag.  Virginians will regret this.

Looks like you're going to have to wait a while longer to ban contraceptives in Virginia, derfetus.

[Caliga]

It's all in caps, so it must be true right? 

NAME: DEBORAH JENNIFER HERMAN

COUNTRY OF BIRTH:AUSTRALIA

ATTN:BELOVED,





GREETINGS IN THE NAME OF HUMANITY,I AM MRS DEBORAH JENNIFER HERMAN A CITIZEN OF AUSTRALIA BUT PRESENTLY IN THE MALAYSIA.I USED TO BE WORKING FOR THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, I AM 50 YEARS OLD, I AM NOW A NEW CHRISTIAN BUT FROM ALL INDICATION,MY CONDITIONS HEALTH WISE IS REALLY DETERIORATING DUE TO A PAINFUL LONG TIME OF SUFFERING FROM CANCER OF THE LUNGS AND NOW,FROM OBVIOUS RESULTS FROM MY DOCTORS INDICATES THAT I WON"T LIVE MORE THAN 1 YEAR, ACCORDING TO MY DOCTORS, THIS IS BECAUSE THE CANCER STAGE HAS GOTTEN TO A VERY BAD STAGE OF COMATOSE.





MY LATE HUSBAND DIED LAST FIVE YEARS, AND DURING THE PERIOD OF OUR MARRIAGE WE COULDN'T PRODUCE ANY CHILD. MY LATE HUSBAND WAS VERY WEALTHY AND AFTER HIS DEATH, I INHERITED ALL HIS BUSINESS AND WEALTH.





THE DOCTORS HAS ADVISED ME THAT I MAY NOT LIVE FOR MORE THAN 1 YEAR, SO I NOW DECIDED TO DIVIDE THE PART OF THIS WEALTH, TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE CHURCH IN AFRICA, AMERICA ASIA, AND EUROPE.





I SELECTED YOU AFTER VISITING THE WEBSITE AND I PRAYED OVER IT.I AM WILLING TO DONATE THE SUM OF $25,000,000USD (TWENTY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) TO THE LESS PRIVILEGED.





PLEASE I WANT YOU TO NOTE THAT THIS FUND IS LYING IN A SECURITY COMPANY IN THE MALAYSIA.ONCE I HEAR FROM YOU, I WILL FORWARD TO YOU ALL THE INFORMATION YOU WILL USE TO GET FUND RELEASED FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY AND TO BE TRANSFERRED TO YOUR ACCOUNT.



I HONESTLY PRAY THAT THIS MONEY WHEN TRANSFERRED TO YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE USE FOR THE SAID PURPOSE, BECAUSE I HAVE COME TO FIND OUT THAT WEALTH ACQUISITION WITHOUT HUMILITY,ALL IS VANITY.





PLEASE PROVIDE ME WITH THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION SO I CAN FORWARD IT TO A CHURCH ATTORNEY WHOM MY DOCTORS RECOMMENDED SO THAT HE CAN GUIDE YOU ON CLAIM OF THE INHERITANCE FUNDS.



HE IS DILIGENT AND A CHRISTIAN SO I AM CONFIDENT HE IS GOING TO HANDLE THE TRANSACTION WITH YOU AND LEAD, ADVICE YOU ON HOW TO SECURE THE FUNDS IN YOUR FAVOR.





INFORMATION NEEDED





FULL NAME...................................

FULL ADDRESS......................................

COMPANY AND ADDRESS:...........................

MARITAL STATUS:.....................

RELIGION:.................

SEX:............................

FAX NO..............................................

PHONE NO:..................





MAY THE GRACE OF OUR LORD JESUS THE LOVE OF GOD AND THE FELLOWSHIP OF GOD BE WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.





I AWAIT YOUR URGENT REPLY.([email protected]}



YOUнRE SISTER IN CHRIST.

MRS DEBORAH JENNIFER HERMAN

[CountDeMoney]

She's your sister in Christ, man.  You just can't say no to that.

[Caliga]

I'm more impressed by the fact that she can send emails while comatose.

[derspiess]

McAulliffe is a dirtbag.  Virginians will regret this.

Looks like you're going to have to wait a while longer to ban contraceptives in Virginia, derfetus.

Check your pants.  They may be on fire.

http://www.politifact.com/virginia/statements/2013/oct/27/next-generation-climate-action-committee/no-basis-nextgen-claim-cuccinelli-wants-ban-all-co/

[CountDeMoney]

Just like Cuccinelli, I didn't say "all contraceptives" either, derfetus.

I know you're all upset and all, what with McAuliffe reeking of Clintonianism, but if the VA GOP decided to run an open primary system instead of nominating their gubernatorial nominee in a closed convention, there'd be a Republican in the State House again.

[derspiess]

Nice little retreat there. Or tactical withdrawal, or whatever.  Anyway, as bad as it will be for Virginia, a McAulliffe governorship will ultimately help the GOP.

[CountDeMoney]

Nice little retreat there. Or tactical withdrawal, or whatever.  Anyway, as bad as it will be for Virginia, a McAulliffe governorship will ultimately help the GOP.

McAuliffe will be just fine, and the Virginia State Assembly will make sure he doesn't do the damage you think he will.

And save the MLK, Jr ammo when he's a United States Senator contemplating a run for United States President.   You'll get more mileage out of it then.

[DGuller]

I'm surprised I don't see any exclamations yet that Christie's blowout victory is a repudiation of Obama.

[CountDeMoney]

I'm surprised I don't see any exclamations yet that Christie's blowout victory is a repudiation of Obama.

Funny, I see it more as a vindication of actually working with Obama.  But hey, he's a RINO and a traitor.

[Josquius]

Applying for jobs ftl. All these company sites where you have to sign up and fill in your data again and again. Just why....
I'm not going to get a job anyway so why I bother I don't know. I guess this is what its like to be religious

[Sheilbh]

I figured he'd try to re-brand himself as a bona fide conservative once he got this re-election under his belt, but it sounds like he's already making noises to that effect. 

What are his conservative heresies so far?

As I say the guys got genuine conservative achievements - policies and programs implemented in government - but for some reason that matters less than rhetorical flourish.

McAulliffe is a dirtbag.  Virginians will regret this.

Yeah. Shame Republicans didn't nominate a better candidate, like Bolling.

Entirely unrelated, I love these professors:

China's Dynasties, in Song
By AUSTIN RAMZY

The order of China's dynasties can be a complicated puzzle for students of Chinese history. The Harvard professors William Kirby and Peter Bol offer this trick: a song that names the major dynasties, the Republic of China and the People's Republic of China (or as the lyrics have it, "Mao Zedong") to the tune of "Frère Jacques."

The singing professors are teaching a free course on China through HarvardX, the university's branch of the nonprofit online learning program edX. "If you sing this song once a day, you will always remember the sequence of Chinese dynasties," Professor Bol says on the video. "You will also drive your friends and family crazy," replies Professor Kirby.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJis9TSw1rE