The Off Topic Topic

[CountDeMoney]

Thank you for wasting the board's time and bandwidth with that one, Sytimmay.

[Syt]

Thank you for wasting the board's time and bandwidth with that one, Sytimmay.

It has been my pleasure.

Here, have a picture of Skeletor on Panthor as an encore.

[mongers]

Shall I search for the "Hell is other people" or just post the sentiment here? 

[CountDeMoney]

Thank you for wasting the board's time and bandwidth with that one, Sytimmay.

It has been my pleasure.

Here, have a picture of Skeletor on Panthor as an encore.

Now see, that's quality Languish posting right there.  More of that please.

[Savonarola]

It's people like this who give responsible Bigfoot hunters a bad name.   

'Bigfoot hunt' ends in shooting, arrests

Published November 04, 2013/
FoxNews.com

An apparent hunt for Bigfoot in the woods of Oklahoma went wrong after a man reportedly heard a "barking noise," turned around and shot his friend in the back, police say.

One of the men told authorities they were hunting for the mythical beast in the woods of Rogers County Saturday night.

The wounded man allegedly shot by 21-year-old Omar Pineda was not named, but he is expected to survive, News on 6 reports. Pineda was arrested and charged with reckless conduct with a firearm and obstruction.

Rogers County Sheriff Scott Walton said Pineda's father-in-law, Perry Don James, 53, threw Pineda's gun into a pond on the property. James was arrested and booked on complaints of a felon in possession of a firearm and destruction of evidence.

Omar's wife, 22-year-old Lacey Jane Pineda, was also arrested and charged with obstruction for telling police that someone else shot at her husband and his friend, the Rogers County Sheriff's Office told News on 6.

"To our knowledge, no Bigfoot sightings in Rogers County," Walton said. "I think our focus is career criminals and thugs, and we're going to stay focused on that and let somebody else go after Bigfoot."

Oh, Omar, you shouldn't have taken gun safety lessons from Dick Chaney.   

[The Brain]

Omar's coming! Omar's coming yo!

[derspiess]

Squatchin' doesn't have to involve violence

[crazy canuck]

It's people like this who give responsible Bigfoot hunters a bad name.   

How did Bigfoot move from the Pacific Northwest to Oklahoma?

[Ed Anger]

Hidden in a diet Pepsi truck.

[The Brain]

It's people like this who give responsible Bigfoot hunters a bad name.   

How did Bigfoot move from the Pacific Northwest to Oklahoma?

Sexily.

[CountDeMoney]

Hidden in a diet Pepsi truck.

HEY NOW

[derspiess]

It's people like this who give responsible Bigfoot hunters a bad name.   

How did Bigfoot move from the Pacific Northwest to Oklahoma?

There are documented Squatch sightings in all 57 states 

[lustindarkness]

It's people like this who give responsible Bigfoot hunters a bad name.   

How did Bigfoot move from the Pacific Northwest to Oklahoma?

There are documented Squatch sightings in all 57 states 

Correcto.

[Savonarola]

I opened my web server this morning and saw the message "There's a cultural revolution at GE!"  I knew some of the executive leadership were walking the capitalist road.   

(Our latest buzzword is "Culture of simplicity," where they're trying to reduce the needless paperwork and bureaucracy; hence "Cultural revolution.  I'm sure everyone who has worked for a large corporation, or a government agency knows how this is going to turn out.)

Cultural Revolution? Is there any hope for real purges or some juicy self-criticism sessions?

When I was at AT&T I designed a distributed antenna solution for the University of Notre Dame's campus.  It was done in a two phase process which my boss termed "The Preliminary Solution" and "The Final Solution."  So I was the architect of the Final Solution; but I was only following orders.

[Ed Anger]

I just shit out a miniaturized bowling pin.