The Off Topic Topic

[derspiess]

Belgium civilization is validated by their outstanding beer.

[CountDeMoney]

The Elf can be lots of fun.

Careful, when you mention that to Anger, that could mean some Santa-Elf roleplay with the wife.

And that's any different from their usual Saturday night Elfquest sex cosplay how, exactly?



That's Ed on the left.

[Ed Anger]

 

[Ideologue]

I don't see any hundred dollar bills.

[Tonitrus]

The Languish reveal:  CdM googles Elfquest cosplay.

[Ideologue]

CdM wishes he had a smooth chest and weighed 50 pounds less.  Me too.  Well, the first one.  Forget all the entitlement-this, and participation trophy-that, hairless dudes is the biggest pile of shit on the culture my generation's crapped out.  Thanks a lot porno.

I want to change my vote in the culture poll to "1970s."

[Ed Anger]

Although I'd rather drive a carrier up a large mound. GOOGLE THAT

[Josquius]

I just got a phone call asking if it would be OK if my delivery came some time after now rather than the set  time at 1. I said fine and started thinking that maybe I should clean up.....but then not a minute after the phone call the bell rang with my delivery.
The Japanese version of sometime after now obviously means a different thing to the English

[Ideologue]

Would it be OK if they delivered before now?

[jimmy olsen]

Talked to my Pastor about the neighbor situation and I finally found someone who is outraged. Next time it happens I'll just call her and she'll call the cops.

[derspiess]

Her? 

[lustindarkness]

Her? 

[Ideologue]

A uterus means that God is deaf to you, silly.

[derspiess]

No, it's just that he takes what women say with a grain of salt.  For a few days each month, a *huge* grain of salt.

[Ideologue]

I'M TELLING MERI ON YOU