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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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Ed Anger

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Eddie Teach

Yes, the drawing is racist, or yes you have loud flatulence?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

jimmy olsen

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Sheilbh

'9. "Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers."'
:lol:
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Josquius

I just had my first encounter with a jumping spider. Freaky little bugger.
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Malthus

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

jimmy olsen

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

merithyn

Getting used to bifocals is more difficult than at first anticipated.....
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

Malthus

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Admiral Yi

Quote from: merithyn on October 08, 2013, 09:00:02 AM
Getting used to bifocals is more difficult than at first anticipated.....

Don't look down at the ground quickly.

I've given up on bifocals.  Now I have two pair.

Grey Fox

I plan on just dual wielding glasses & contacts.
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: merithyn on October 08, 2013, 09:00:02 AM
Getting used to bifocals is more difficult than at first anticipated.....

My eye doc said I need them for contacts if I expect to read in them.  I refused.  He said he'd be there for me when I'm ready, just like all his other patients in denial.

merithyn

Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 08, 2013, 12:55:21 PM
Quote from: merithyn on October 08, 2013, 09:00:02 AM
Getting used to bifocals is more difficult than at first anticipated.....

My eye doc said I need them for contacts if I expect to read in them.  I refused.  He said he'd be there for me when I'm ready, just like all his other patients in denial.

:D

I have contacts on order, too. I have to wear "reader glasses" with them since I can't get bifocal contacts. As it is, my regular contacts had to be specially ordered. I r blind. :nerd:
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

11B4V

Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 08, 2013, 12:55:21 PM
Quote from: merithyn on October 08, 2013, 09:00:02 AM
Getting used to bifocals is more difficult than at first anticipated.....

My eye doc said I need them for contacts if I expect to read in them.  I refused.  He said he'd be there for me when I'm ready, just like all his other patients in denial.

I may have to finally get glasses or have the eyes checked. Using a scope is no problemo. Iron sights...holyshit....  :wacko:
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Ed Anger

Quote from: 11B4V on October 08, 2013, 05:19:58 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 08, 2013, 12:55:21 PM
Quote from: merithyn on October 08, 2013, 09:00:02 AM
Getting used to bifocals is more difficult than at first anticipated.....

My eye doc said I need them for contacts if I expect to read in them.  I refused.  He said he'd be there for me when I'm ready, just like all his other patients in denial.

I may have to finally get glasses or have the eyes checked. Using a scope is no problemo. Iron sights...holyshit....  :wacko:

I find those green sights (like the green sight upgrade on the Ruger LCR) help.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive