The Off Topic Topic

[Ed Anger]

Apparently, Wesley Clark has him a 30 year old girlfriend. Good show, general.

[Ideologue]

LOL Officer Locutus.

Always fun fucking with people like that, just to see what they would do.  Tried it once and it worked, and then I stopped and he started freaking again.  So guess who wound up holding his fucking head and saying it over and over again until the medics showed up.  Go fig.

You could mix it up.  Did his culture adapt to service you?  Did you call him a primitive artificial organism?  Tell him to sleep?

[Lettow77]

Its rude to still be wearing your underwear when applying to work at an all-girls school. Your prospective employers deserve sincerity and commitment.

[Eddie Teach]

Its rude to still be wearing your underwear when applying to work at an all-girls school. Your prospective employers deserve sincerity and commitment.

But how better to demonstrate sincerity than to take it off in front of them? 

[Malthus]

I'm not sure any company would insure a warship, especially if the prospective liability were $400m.

Why not? Have an exclusion for damages caused by war, and it's no different from any other sub ... bar the fact that it carries munitions. Have an exclusion for that, too. 

[Barrister]

I'm not sure any company would insure a warship, especially if the prospective liability were $400m.

Why not? Have an exclusion for damages caused by war, and it's no different from any other sub ... bar the fact that it carries munitions. Have an exclusion for that, too. 

Pretty sure the government just self-insures...

[Ed Anger]

They'll just get another Virginia class boat eventually.

[DGuller]

Pretty sure the government just self-insures...

It makes zero sense to insure against very large losses when you are very capable of self-insuring.  The profit margin must be very high for the insurance company to take the risk.

[garbon]

I just read that people are shelling out money to get wrinkles removed from their balls (ball-ironing). That would have been an interesting point to consider during the infamous scrotum maintenance discussions.

[Malthus]

I just read that people are shelling out money to get wrinkles removed from their balls (ball-ironing). That would have been an interesting point to consider during the infamous scrotum maintenance discussions.

Ball-ironing? There are some folks I'd do that to for free. 

[Jacob]

This is a pretty good use of a go pro camera: http://www.awsm.com/13883/now-this-is-how-you-use-a-go-pro/

[Caliga]

I just read that people are shelling out money to get wrinkles removed from their balls (ball-ironing). That would have been an interesting point to consider during the infamous scrotum maintenance discussions.

I miss KAP.

[FunkMonk]

Some folks already have iron balls.

Not me. 

[Sheilbh]

Sense of humour failure ?

It's always worth remembering that we live in a country whose the most complained-about TV event is interrupting the Antiques Roadshow to show live footage of Nelson Mandela leaving prison

[The Brain]

They interrupted Antiques Roadshow? That show rules. wtf