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derspiess

#25575
April 17, 2013, 06:58:12 PM
Right nut, maybe?
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Liep

#25576
April 17, 2013, 07:03:04 PM
How do you tell if one of your nuts doesn't work right? I'm guessing knee.
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

fhdz

#25577
April 17, 2013, 07:04:46 PM
Knee's good. Nut's funnier.
and the horse you rode in on

PDH

#25578
April 17, 2013, 07:19:25 PM
Stiff Nut is a painful affliction...so I hear.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

HVC

#25579
April 17, 2013, 07:29:58 PM
Quote from: fahdiz on April 17, 2013, 06:48:58 PM
Right night?
maybe Tyr's really a feudal lord and his knight is getting uppity.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

PDH

#25580
April 17, 2013, 07:31:22 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 17, 2013, 07:29:58 PM
Quote from: fahdiz on April 17, 2013, 06:48:58 PM
Right night?
maybe Tyr's really a deudal lord and his knight is getting uppity.

Deude!
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

Ed Anger

#25581
April 17, 2013, 07:34:19 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 17, 2013, 07:29:58 PM
Quote from: fahdiz on April 17, 2013, 06:48:58 PM
Right night?
maybe Tyr's really a feudal lord and his knight is getting uppity.

He is a pleb.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Josquius

#25582
April 17, 2013, 08:11:07 PM
Night? WTF. That doesn't make sense even within the normal domain of my brain being elsewhere. Knee of course.


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Cool psychology thing:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ellievhall/sketch-artist-experiment-proves-women-are-more-beautiful-tha
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derspiess

#25583
April 17, 2013, 08:13:28 PM
Glad your nut's okay, then :)
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

11B4V

#25584
April 17, 2013, 10:52:48 PM
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Phillip V

#25585
April 17, 2013, 11:32:09 PM
Visiting hometown friends this week. So depressing. Same problems, different year.

*nods head*

"Great catching up. Miss you. See you next year!" :)

Valmy

#25586
April 18, 2013, 07:23:02 AM
It seems Americans love The Guardian: http://paidcontent.org/2013/04/17/one-third-of-the-guardians-readers-are-american-with-us-traffic-growing-37-last-year/

QuoteThe Guardian's expansion into the U.S. is on track, editor-in-chief Alan Rusbridger said Wednesday, with traffic up by 37 percent last year.

News sounds smarter when delivered with an English accent.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Ed Anger

#25587
April 18, 2013, 07:37:26 AM
Quote from: Valmy on April 18, 2013, 07:23:02 AM
It seems Americans love The Guardian: http://paidcontent.org/2013/04/17/one-third-of-the-guardians-readers-are-american-with-us-traffic-growing-37-last-year/

QuoteThe Guardian's expansion into the U.S. is on track, editor-in-chief Alan Rusbridger said Wednesday, with traffic up by 37 percent last year.

News sounds smarter when delivered with an English accent.

Lefty Americans getting thier lefty views validated by Limey lefties.

BFD.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#25588
April 18, 2013, 07:41:38 AM
Makes me want to use "colour" and "theatre" during my day.

Brazen

#25589
April 18, 2013, 07:57:57 AM
Pfft, The Guardian has been experiencing increased traffic since The Times went behind a paywall.
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