The Off Topic Topic

[Ed Anger]

Vader choked that officer for a good reason.

[CountDeMoney]

Which is why I always avoid conference rooms.

SOMETHING JUST HAPPENED GOTTA MISS THE MEETING HIT YOUR EMAIL LATER

[Ed Anger]

 

the body bags leaving conference room C were a clue

[Josquius]

Boo-urns.  The dog that belongs to the Hot Chick that lives Kennedy-Corner from me (you know, Back And To The Left) likes to bust outside & come up to my back fence to say "Hi!" to Stanley, and she used to have to come outside & get him, giving me a chance to Ogle her.  Unfortunately, though, her dog is learning to Listen when she calls him back, so I don't get to Check Her Out...

This sounds like a job for strategically placed bacon.

[Admiral Yi]

This sounds like a job for strategically placed bacon.

I've found that doesn't work on most American chicks.

[CountDeMoney]

Had one of two recently adopted cats returned to the shelter;  the guy that adopted them said it wasn't working out, and one had to go back.

The two cats--brothers from the same litter, so they were a adopted out as a bonded pair--apparently weren't using their individually assigned litter boxes.  They were peeing in one box and shitting in the other, which is what usually happens in households with multiple cats.  Well, this was simply unacceptable.  Their boxes were assigned to them, and they were not following the protocol he established.  They weren't even reading their names on the boxes.  Yes, that's right.  Names on the boxes.  Because cats can read.

Also, they were cutting in to each others' food.  When he was asked if he tried to feed them separately by placing their food in different areas at the same time, he said--get this, this is the exact fucking quote--he "didn't want too get too involved in their dynamic".

We'll take the cat back, thank you very much.

[garbon]

My credit/debit cards came in the mail today! I feel like a real person again. Also I now have my first card with a chip in it. When I reported it missing in Paris, AmEx must have decided it was time to make my card international as it'd been chipless previously.

[CountDeMoney]

If you have cards with RFID chips in them, score yourself an RFID-shielded wallet.   Your card can be snooped by as far away as 6 feet.  And Amex cards are at a premium in the stolen RFID racket, particularly if you're going to keep traveling internationally.

[garbon]

I guess I"ll have to find out as I've no idea.

[Syt]

Klimt Eastwood.

[syk]

 

[Syt]

10€ plus shipping at qwertee.com

[Josquius]

Had one of two recently adopted cats returned to the shelter;  the guy that adopted them said it wasn't working out, and one had to go back.

The two cats--brothers from the same litter, so they were a adopted out as a bonded pair--apparently weren't using their individually assigned litter boxes.  They were peeing in one box and shitting in the other, which is what usually happens in households with multiple cats.  Well, this was simply unacceptable.  Their boxes were assigned to them, and they were not following the protocol he established.  They weren't even reading their names on the boxes.  Yes, that's right.  Names on the boxes.  Because cats can read.

Also, they were cutting in to each others' food.  When he was asked if he tried to feed them separately by placing their food in different areas at the same time, he said--get this, this is the exact fucking quote--he "didn't want too get too involved in their dynamic".

We'll take the cat back, thank you very much.

Sounds like he wants minions, not cats.

[katmai]

All i want is Sharks with fricking Lasers on their fricking heads.

[Phillip V]

245 killed in a Brazilian nightclub.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/28/world/americas/brazil-nightclub-fire.html