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Syt

#22710
January 25, 2013, 03:16:26 PM
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Syt

#22711
January 25, 2013, 03:26:54 PM
And a last one.

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

The Brain

#22712
January 25, 2013, 03:54:28 PM
Are those real?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Syt

#22713
January 25, 2013, 03:55:57 PM
No, they're translated from Basic.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Tonitrus

#22714
January 25, 2013, 04:12:04 PM
Quote from: The Brain on January 25, 2013, 03:54:28 PM
Are those real?

Star Wars/WWII hybrid-nerds are real.

garbon

#22715
January 25, 2013, 04:23:30 PM
Quote from: Malthus on January 25, 2013, 02:57:38 PM
Not hate, just ignorance.

Maybe. No need to say what the fuck is a smore then - unless upset that one has been deprived. :D

Quote from: Malthus on January 25, 2013, 02:57:38 PM
Personally, whenever I have a question about raising cattle, I ask a New Yorker.  :D

Yeah my only comment there would be raise them far away from civilization. Ontario Airport and the stretch of the 5 near Coalinga are deadly because of the proximity of cattle. :x
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Razgovory

#22716
January 25, 2013, 05:25:44 PM
Quote from: garbon on January 25, 2013, 02:55:47 PM
Why would someone hate on smores?

Non-alcoholic.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Tonitrus

#22717
January 25, 2013, 11:04:31 PM
France lost Depardieu...now we have lost Tina Turner.  :(

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2013/01/tina-turner-to-become-swiss-citizen/

Josquius

#22718
January 25, 2013, 11:45:06 PM
Fucking Japan. Sometimes its backwardness does my head in.
Went to the pub yesterday. Only had a few. Yet feel like shit this morning. Why? I left my clothes next to my bed when I went to sleep and so inhaled my smokey jumper all night.
Japan really is super behind in its attitudes to smoking.
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Ideologue

#22719
January 26, 2013, 02:56:59 AM
Quote from: Tyr on January 25, 2013, 11:45:06 PM
Fucking Japan. Sometimes its backwardness does my head in.
Went to the pub yesterday. Only had a few. Yet feel like shit this morning. Why? I left my clothes next to my bed when I went to sleep and so inhaled my smokey jumper all night.
Japan really is super behind in its attitudes to smoking.

Is there nothing that won't upset you, pumpkin?
Kinemalogue
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garbon

#22720
January 26, 2013, 05:29:41 AM
Wtf? How can a European be on about smoking? Hasn't it been only about 6 years since the UK adopted a smoking ban?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Ed Anger

#22721
January 26, 2013, 05:43:15 AM
Hell, I was wondering why he was wearing a dress until my American-Brit translator kicked in.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Josquius

#22722
January 26, 2013, 07:35:17 AM
Quote from: garbon on January 26, 2013, 05:29:41 AM
Wtf? How can a European be on about smoking? Hasn't it been only about 6 years since the UK adopted a smoking ban?
I can remember smoking in pubs, so yeah, I think it was only 5 or 6 years back.
Now Britain is civilized though it is my right to look down on those foreign lands with uncivilized habits.
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CountDeMoney

#22723
January 26, 2013, 07:41:13 AM
I hope you find a butt in your next beer bottle.

jimmy olsen

#22724
January 26, 2013, 09:35:14 AM
 :D

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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