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[Habbaku]

AUGH

my beautiful roommate spileld macaroni all over himself

macaroni ~that I made~

boku no sei janai~~~~~~~~~~```

Did you lick it off?

[Ideologue]

Oh, and something that occurred to me.  Joan, if you see this: do you think in light of the election, where all that moneyed speech didn't matter that much, you may reevaluate your oppposition to Citizens United?

[Sheilbh]

I am now on my fourth poppy

[DGuller]

I am now on my fourth poppy

You know you have to feed them, right?

[Eddie Teach]

You don't like 'em? Good, more for me.

Problem with hot pockets is they never heat evenly.

[Josquius]

I spent an hour this afternoon saying "No, less tongue" to a 16 year old Japanese girl....damn my life is weird.

(trying to get her to pronounce her Rs and Ls right for a speech contest you perv :p)

[Phillip V]

(trying to get her to pronounce her Rs and Ls right for a speech contest you perv :p)

Upload her English practice video here.

[Eddie Teach]

I spent an hour this afternoon saying "No, less tongue" to a 16 year old Japanese girl....damn my life is weird.

(trying to get her to pronounce her Rs and Ls right for a speech contest you perv :p)

You're the one who picked the phrase, perv. 

[jimmy olsen]

I spent an hour this afternoon saying "No, less tongue" to a 16 year old Japanese girl....damn my life is weird.

(trying to get her to pronounce her Rs and Ls right for a speech contest you perv :p)

I usually have to tell my kids more tongue.

[Phillip V]

Since soccer balls donated by relief agencies often rip and quickly deflate in impoverished countries, Tim Jahnigen has developed a ball that can last for decades.

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/09/giving/the-one-world-futbol-promises-a-lasting-source-of-fun-in-poor-countries.html

[Josephus]

I am now on my fourth poppy

Yeah. I've given up. I'll wear one on the 11th. Bloody things don't pin well to leather jackets.

[Ideologue]

I spent an hour this afternoon saying "No, less tongue" to a 16 year old Japanese girl....damn my life is weird.

(trying to get her to pronounce her Rs and Ls right for a speech contest you perv :p)

I usually have to tell my kids more tongue.

Koreans usually need a little training.

[Ed Anger]

I spent an hour this afternoon saying "No, less tongue" to a 16 year old Japanese girl....damn my life is weird.

(trying to get her to pronounce her Rs and Ls right for a speech contest you perv :p)

I usually have to tell my kids more tongue.

Koreans usually need a little training.

With a choke chain and riding crop. AMIRITE?

[MadImmortalMan]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/banksandfinance/9665741/HSBC-investigation-Drug-dealers-gun-runners-and-Britains-biggest-bank.html

HSBC. House of crooks.

[MadImmortalMan]

Jim Cramer needs to lay off the twitter for a while.