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11B4V

#21060
November 10, 2012, 05:03:39 PM
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

11B4V

#21061
November 10, 2012, 05:42:32 PM
This is what happens when you put twin turbos on a stroked big block Mopar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHO_TQ0jNFs&feature=plcp

"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

PDH

#21062
November 10, 2012, 08:02:18 PM
Q - Hey Beevor, you finished that OOB for the 4th Panzer Army yet?

A - Hell no, I am trying to get this big block to run right.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

11B4V

#21063
November 10, 2012, 08:07:43 PM
Quote from: PDH on November 10, 2012, 08:02:18 PM
Q - Hey Beevor, you finished that OOB for the 4th Panzer Army yet?

A - Hell no, I am trying to get this big block to run right.

One must be versatile.  ;)
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

11B4V

#21064
November 10, 2012, 08:29:31 PM
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

mongers

#21065
November 10, 2012, 09:28:40 PM


Darcey Bussell  :wub:
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

katmai

#21066
November 10, 2012, 09:37:34 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 10, 2012, 09:18:22 AM
Quote from: katmai on November 10, 2012, 01:59:25 AM
Why the fuck are you looking at Canadian Rail!?!?!

Don't you remember when Zoups and GF were trying to trick me with that as well?

No sir i do not!
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Barrister

#21067
November 11, 2012, 01:51:09 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 09, 2012, 08:31:22 PM
Beeb will be pleased to know that I may convert to MAC.

The makeup or the computer? :hmm:
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

HVC

#21068
November 11, 2012, 02:54:19 AM
Quote from: Barrister on November 11, 2012, 01:51:09 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 09, 2012, 08:31:22 PM
Beeb will be pleased to know that I may convert to MAC.

The makeup or the computer? :hmm:
would Ed in drag please you? :unsure:
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Barrister

#21069
November 11, 2012, 02:58:21 AM
Depends how convincing he would be... :hmm:
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Syt

#21070
November 11, 2012, 05:00:34 AM
Job ad for a 25-30h job:

- Office Management (planning and coordinating of agendas, correspondence with clients, partners and group members in German and English, document management)
- Organization of meetings, events and business trips
- Preparation of presentations
- admisnitrative support of the teams
- responsibility for incoming and outgoing invoices

Desired qualifications: MBA with at least five years job experience.

Salary: 1500-2000EUR/month

:lmfao:
We are born dying, but we are compelled to fancy our chances.
- hbomberguy

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

The Brain

#21071
November 11, 2012, 05:29:35 AM
I don't have an MBA. :(
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

mongers

#21072
November 11, 2012, 09:27:58 AM
Man, this place needs some new thread topic, excluding of course a Timmay spamfest.
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Octavian

#21073
November 11, 2012, 09:50:44 AM
If you let someone handcuff you, and put a rope around your neck, don't act all surprised if they hang you!

- Eyal Yanilov.

Forget about winning and losing; forget about pride and pain. Let your opponent graze your skin and you smash into his flesh; let him smash into your flesh and you fracture his bones; let him fracture your bones and you take his life. Do not be concerned with escaping safely - lay your life before him.

- Bruce Lee

garbon

#21074
November 11, 2012, 10:14:00 AM
Quote from: Syt on November 10, 2012, 12:45:58 AM
Quote from: garbon on November 09, 2012, 11:49:07 PM
Quote from: Neil on November 09, 2012, 09:25:51 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on November 08, 2012, 07:53:33 PM
Marine arrested after attacking a paralyzed Army veteran he thought was using uniform and wheelchair as a Halloween costume.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/11/03/marine-in-tutu-allegedly-knocks-wheelchair-bound-veteran-unconscious/
Marines...

I'm confused as to why he thought he should attack someone he thought was pretending to be a vet, while he was wearing a tutu.

Foreplay.

Get your gutter out of here. :angry:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.
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