The Off Topic Topic

[garbon]

Why does the Turkish family always wash their carpets in our yard on Friday evenings?

I got this from ask.com

http://www.turkishculture.org/pages.php?SearchID=512

If a baby creeps, a guest will come home.

Child cannot be let alone, if it becomes necessary then a broom is put beside the child.

If girls eat something  between two meals, their luck to find a husband becomes impossible.

Sadly no mention of carpets on that actual page.

[Lettow77]

 From my ongoing project, Sonnets about Seedy

corruption and chaos reach unholy congruence
In the unhappy city of Baltimore
A sadist seeks those from another eastern shore
Isolated by his Caucasian affluence,
Tainted by the town's odious influence
Seedy hides Asian women behind a decaying door
And there, strewn across the filthy floor
The host and his captive make furtive movements

A slow start turns to forceful aggression
pleas of protest come to naught
Her whimpering wavers, and presently founders
As she accedes to his obsession
Her host,  punishing her for being caught,
Gleefully Bagrations her black SS counters

[Ed Anger]

[Barrister]

[CountDeMoney]

From my ongoing project, Sonnets about Seedy

corruption and chaos reach unholy congruence
In the unhappy city of Baltimore
A sadist seeks those from another eastern shore
Isolated by his Caucasian affluence,
Tainted by the town's odious influence
Seedy hides Asian women behind a decaying door
And there, strewn across the filthy floor
The host and his captive make furtive movements

A slow start turns to forceful aggression
pleas of protest come to naught
Her whimpering wavers, and presently founders
As she accedes to his obsession
Her host,  punishing her for being caught,
Gleefully Bagrations her black SS counters

I was so going to ban you for this, but you won me over with the black SS counters.  Squee.

[derspiess]

I hate poetry & Lettuce's posts creep me out sometimes, but I have to say that wasn't too bad.

[Lettow77]

  I just knew I had to write at least one sonnet about you playing a game of Baltic Gap before my muse would give me peace.

[Malthus]

From my ongoing project, Sonnets about Seedy

corruption and chaos reach unholy congruence
In the unhappy city of Baltimore
A sadist seeks those from another eastern shore
Isolated by his Caucasian affluence,
Tainted by the town's odious influence
Seedy hides Asian women behind a decaying door
And there, strewn across the filthy floor
The host and his captive make furtive movements

A slow start turns to forceful aggression
pleas of protest come to naught
Her whimpering wavers, and presently founders
As she accedes to his obsession
Her host,  punishing her for being caught,
Gleefully Bagrations her black SS counters

[HVC]

you're not trying hard enough

[Ed Anger]

you're not trying hard enough

I don't masturbate.

[The Brain]

From my ongoing project, Sonnets about Seedy

corruption and chaos reach unholy congruence
In the unhappy city of Baltimore
A sadist seeks those from another eastern shore
Isolated by his Caucasian affluence,
Tainted by the town's odious influence
Seedy hides Asian women behind a decaying door
And there, strewn across the filthy floor
The host and his captive make furtive movements

A slow start turns to forceful aggression
pleas of protest come to naught
Her whimpering wavers, and presently founders
As she accedes to his obsession
Her host,  punishing her for being caught,
Gleefully Bagrations her black SS counters

Do me! Do me!!!

[Ed Anger]

Do me! Do me!!!

Wear a black dress and knee high boots and I will.

[Malthus]

From my ongoing project, Sonnets about Seedy

corruption and chaos reach unholy congruence
In the unhappy city of Baltimore
A sadist seeks those from another eastern shore
Isolated by his Caucasian affluence,
Tainted by the town's odious influence
Seedy hides Asian women behind a decaying door
And there, strewn across the filthy floor
The host and his captive make furtive movements

A slow start turns to forceful aggression
pleas of protest come to naught
Her whimpering wavers, and presently founders
As she accedes to his obsession
Her host,  punishing her for being caught,
Gleefully Bagrations her black SS counters

Do me! Do me!!!

Wouldn't he have to change species for that?

[HVC]

I don't masturbate.

Maybe you should. I think youve had enough kids

[Ed Anger]

I don't masturbate.

Maybe you should. I think youve had enough kids

I don't think so.