The Off Topic Topic

[Razgovory]

I suppose keeping rotting corpses on the property would be unpopular with the neighbors.

[Razgovory]

I wonder if they did this with Freddie Mercury.

[Ed Anger]

I wonder if they did this with Freddie Mercury.

His massive overbite and British dentistry work lasted decades.

[Josquius]

I have heard the same thing happened to Freddie Mercury but I've also heard he was cremated. I've no idea, Zorastrianism isn't really my area.

[jimmy olsen]

Because we should encourage people to lash out in a crazy manner? Don't we already have Mart for that?

How is it crazy?

CdM didn't even object or dispute his assertions.

[Ideologue]

I was speaking with a (queer) friend yesterday and we got onto really analysing what I look for in a girl.
Here are some snippets:

5"9-6": +15 points
5"6-5"9: +8 points
6"-6"3: +5 points
6"3-6"6: -15 points
<5": -25 points
6"6+: -30 points

Big boobs: +20 points
Moderate boobs: +10 points
Some sort of boobs: +5 points
No boobs: -10 points
Freakishly big boobs: -20 points

Plumpish, nice arse: +12 points
Cute, small butt: +8 points
No arse: -10 points
Fat arse: -20 points

Nice legs: +10 points
No legs: -50 points

Native speaker of a language I want to learn and basic English: +20 points
Native speaker of a language I want to learn and no English: +15 points
Native speaker of a language I want to learn and good English: +8 points
Native speaker of a language I want to learn and fluent English: +5 point

Native speaker of a language I don't care about and good English: +12 points
Native speaker of a language I don't care about and fluent English: +8 points
Native speaker of a language I don't care about and poor English: +4 points
Native speaker of a language I don't care about and no English: -20 points

Those rare nice sorts of Irish and Scottish and other nice English accents: +1 point
Most Anglos: -5 points
Most Americans: -10 points

Somewhat slim: +6 points
Average fatness: +5 points
Super slim: +1 point
Chubby: -2 points
Fat: -25 points
Borderline Anorexic: -30 points
Obese: -50 points
Skeletor: -50 points

Likes video games: +15 points
Has an appreciation for video games: +10 points
Doesn't care about video games: +2 points
Doesn't like video games: -2 points
Total game nerd: -10 points
Can't stand video games at all: -30 points

Likes football: +10 points
Has an appreciation for football: +8 points
Total football nerd: +4 points
Doesn't care about football: -1 point
Doesn't like football: -3 points
Can't stand football at all: -20 points


Tongue in cheek of course.

You try to mask it, but you're a fat enabler.  "Skeletor."  That's hate speech, buddy.

[Ed Anger]

 

[CountDeMoney]

Because we should encourage people to lash out in a crazy manner? Don't we already have Mart for that?

How is it crazy?

CdM didn't even object or dispute his assertions.

CdM just doesn't care about much anymore.

[katmai]

That is when we should be most worried.

[CountDeMoney]

Leave me to my Pixie Hollow, man.

[Ed Anger]

We might get an "Active Mod". They'll be 25 bans by morning.

[CountDeMoney]

Depends on how much Marti bitchshit, Timmaytardism and drunken Siegy posts I wake up to in the morning.

[jimmy olsen]

Pretty cool tool, you can use it to figure out how much money was worth in Britain in any decade after 1270.

http://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/currency/results2.asp#mid

For instance in 1810 - 10,000 pounds (339,600 in today's currency) could buy you 2,000 cows or 952 horses, or pay the wages of 66,666 day laborers.
        
     

   

[Sophie Scholl]

Depends on how much Marti bitchshit, Timmaytardism and drunken Siegy posts I wake up to in the morning.

Just do what I did when I was in a crap mood earlier:  Watch some Anne Hathaway sex scenes in Love and Other Drugs.  It'll get me through till Monday when the humors are balanced out by some football that I truly care about.

[Admiral Yi]

Just got back from the high school bikini car wash. 

The girls thought they were all clever, putting the talent out on the road with the signs and letting the fugs handle the hoses and sponges.  But if they had been *really* thinking they would have put the prom queen on the back end, at the money collection spot.