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Razgovory

Quote from: derspiess on June 28, 2012, 04:12:28 PM
My cousin's request for permanent political asylum (or whatever the hell it's called) in the UK: DENIED :lol:

So she's coming back to the U.S. with her tail between her legs.  She's too embarrassed to move back to Florida, so she, her husband & daughter are going to settle somewhere in the Carolinas.

Our next family get-together will be: interesting.

Normally I remember these things, but indulge me, why is your cousin requesting political asylum in the UK?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

CountDeMoney

Quote from: derspiess on June 28, 2012, 04:12:28 PM
My cousin's request for permanent political asylum (or whatever the hell it's called) in the UK: DENIED :lol:

:lol: Awesome

Malthus

Quote from: The Brain on June 28, 2012, 04:15:12 PM
Quote from: Malthus on June 28, 2012, 04:06:57 PM
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Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 28, 2012, 03:37:36 PM
Quote from: garbon on June 28, 2012, 03:36:25 PM
I downloaded a sample of it - and it seemed dreadful. :(

It is horribly, horribly dreadful.
which is why you only read it three times. Not good enought for a fourth time :P

Not sure why that book was a big deal. How was it different then any other mommy porn romance novel?

It's the BDSM.

What are we talking about exactly? Be specific.

Take a close look at my avatar ...  ;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

derspiess

Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 04:15:59 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 28, 2012, 04:12:28 PM
My cousin's request for permanent political asylum (or whatever the hell it's called) in the UK: DENIED :lol:

So she's coming back to the U.S. with her tail between her legs.  She's too embarrassed to move back to Florida, so she, her husband & daughter are going to settle somewhere in the Carolinas.

Our next family get-together will be: interesting.

Normally I remember these things, but indulge me, why is your cousin requesting political asylum in the UK?

http://languish.org/forums/index.php/topic,13.msg429643/topicseen.html#msg429643

In a nutshell, she lost a custody battle she probably should have won (though she didn't help her cause much), and decided she didn't want to live in a country that would let that happen.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

The Brain

Quote from: Malthus on June 28, 2012, 04:19:00 PM
Quote from: The Brain on June 28, 2012, 04:15:12 PM
Quote from: Malthus on June 28, 2012, 04:06:57 PM
Quote from: HVC on June 28, 2012, 03:44:00 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 28, 2012, 03:37:36 PM
Quote from: garbon on June 28, 2012, 03:36:25 PM
I downloaded a sample of it - and it seemed dreadful. :(

It is horribly, horribly dreadful.
which is why you only read it three times. Not good enought for a fourth time :P

Not sure why that book was a big deal. How was it different then any other mommy porn romance novel?

It's the BDSM.

What are we talking about exactly? Be specific.

Take a close look at my avatar ...  ;)

Coffee-related M/f fully dressed hand spankings? That's all?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

The Brain

Quote from: derspiess on June 28, 2012, 04:19:47 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 04:15:59 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 28, 2012, 04:12:28 PM
My cousin's request for permanent political asylum (or whatever the hell it's called) in the UK: DENIED :lol:

So she's coming back to the U.S. with her tail between her legs.  She's too embarrassed to move back to Florida, so she, her husband & daughter are going to settle somewhere in the Carolinas.

Our next family get-together will be: interesting.

Normally I remember these things, but indulge me, why is your cousin requesting political asylum in the UK?

http://languish.org/forums/index.php/topic,13.msg429643/topicseen.html#msg429643

In a nutshell, she lost a custody battle she probably should have won (though she didn't help her cause much), and decided she didn't want to live in a country that would let that happen.

Why not just emigrate the normal way? Why asylum?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Josquius

I've got the day off work today. It shall be interesting to see how the town looks on a normal weekday.
My plan: Find out where all the university students are hanging out and... :perv:
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mongers

Quote from: Tyr on June 28, 2012, 05:02:06 PM
I've got the day off work today. It shall be interesting to see how the town looks on a normal weekday.
My plan: Find out where all the university students are hanging out and... :perv:

.. practice your Roger Moore impression. :blink:
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Josquius

I was thinking more just gaze forlornly.
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MadImmortalMan

Quote from: The Brain on June 28, 2012, 04:33:55 PM

Why not just emigrate the normal way? Why asylum?

Guessing she wasn't thinking too clearly. She had to have been reacting poorly to be held in contempt or whatever in the hearing.
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

FunkMonk

Holy crap guys, "When Aliens Attack" is on Nat Geo channel. Quick, check it out! :o :o
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

katmai

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

FunkMonk

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Ed Anger

Quote from: FunkMonk on June 28, 2012, 07:41:27 PM
Holy crap guys, "When Aliens Attack" is on Nat Geo channel. Quick, check it out! :o :o

Seen it. It was Ultra Timmay retarded.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

FunkMonk

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