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CountDeMoney

#17535
June 27, 2012, 12:32:05 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on June 27, 2012, 12:12:52 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on June 18, 2012, 06:10:29 AM
Well the resume is in for the Lieutenant position in the department.

It is official.

LT, swing shift.  ;)

Well, I guess as far as officers go, you might be OK.  :glare:

:P

Liep

#17536
June 28, 2012, 08:55:51 AM
Having some weird DNS issues today, every other minute random sites appear offline... now google.com is down for me.
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Valmy

#17537
June 28, 2012, 09:31:29 AM


Norfolk...HELL YEAH!
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Sheilbh

#17538
June 28, 2012, 09:37:54 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 28, 2012, 09:31:29 AM


Norfolk...HELL YEAH!
:lol:

The county my parents live in has the motto 'Who's Afeard?' :lol:
Let's bomb Russia!

Razgovory

#17539
June 28, 2012, 11:55:25 AM
Raz is back from his little vacation.  Marty has picked an avatar that looks like brother.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Eddie Teach

#17540
June 28, 2012, 12:47:00 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 28, 2012, 11:55:25 AM
Raz is back from his little vacation. 

:ccr
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Razgovory

#17541
June 28, 2012, 12:52:36 PM
When I want to respond to Marty, Or Grumbler or Berkut, I'll keep sending them PMs or other messages.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Sheilbh

#17542
June 28, 2012, 03:35:40 PM
Edwinna Currie's joined Twitter :(

Apparently she enjoyed Fifty Shades of Gray :weep: :bleeding:
Let's bomb Russia!

garbon

#17543
June 28, 2012, 03:36:25 PM
I downloaded a sample of it - and it seemed dreadful. :(
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

CountDeMoney

#17544
June 28, 2012, 03:37:36 PM
Quote from: garbon on June 28, 2012, 03:36:25 PM
I downloaded a sample of it - and it seemed dreadful. :(

It is horribly, horribly dreadful.

HVC

#17545
June 28, 2012, 03:44:00 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 28, 2012, 03:37:36 PM
Quote from: garbon on June 28, 2012, 03:36:25 PM
I downloaded a sample of it - and it seemed dreadful. :(

It is horribly, horribly dreadful.
which is why you only read it three times. Not good enought for a fourth time :P

Not sure why that book was a big deal. How was it different then any other mommy porn romance novel?
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Malthus

#17546
June 28, 2012, 04:06:57 PM
Quote from: HVC on June 28, 2012, 03:44:00 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 28, 2012, 03:37:36 PM
Quote from: garbon on June 28, 2012, 03:36:25 PM
I downloaded a sample of it - and it seemed dreadful. :(

It is horribly, horribly dreadful.
which is why you only read it three times. Not good enought for a fourth time :P

Not sure why that book was a big deal. How was it different then any other mommy porn romance novel?

It's the BDSM.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Razgovory

#17547
June 28, 2012, 04:08:33 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 28, 2012, 03:35:40 PM
Edwinna Currie's joined Twitter :(

Apparently she enjoyed Fifty Shades of Gray :weep: :bleeding:

My sister just read that.  Mommy porn.  I heard it started out as some kind of slash fiction.  If that kinda shit can get published why can't CdM?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

derspiess

#17548
June 28, 2012, 04:12:28 PM
My cousin's request for permanent political asylum (or whatever the hell it's called) in the UK: DENIED :lol:

So she's coming back to the U.S. with her tail between her legs.  She's too embarrassed to move back to Florida, so she, her husband & daughter are going to settle somewhere in the Carolinas.

Our next family get-together will be: interesting.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

The Brain

#17549
June 28, 2012, 04:15:12 PM
Quote from: Malthus on June 28, 2012, 04:06:57 PM
Quote from: HVC on June 28, 2012, 03:44:00 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 28, 2012, 03:37:36 PM
Quote from: garbon on June 28, 2012, 03:36:25 PM
I downloaded a sample of it - and it seemed dreadful. :(

It is horribly, horribly dreadful.
which is why you only read it three times. Not good enought for a fourth time :P

Not sure why that book was a big deal. How was it different then any other mommy porn romance novel?

It's the BDSM.

What are we talking about exactly? Be specific.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.
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