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[Ed Anger]

You haven't heard?

The bird is the word.

[CountDeMoney]

[Ed Anger]

And the joke is complete.

*end scene, drop curtain*

[11B4V]

I'm having horrible sugar withdrawal symptoms. 

That's why junk food and soda are bad

[Razgovory]

Hod, I have horrible pain in my lower back.

Can you walk?

[Caliga]

So my dad sends me an email telling me he had lunch with Bill Elliott and sends me a pic of a car he took @ New Jersey Motorsports Park.  I reply "How did you come to find yourself having lunch with Bill Elliott?"  His reply "You know, Awesome Bill from Dawsonville."  Like I couldn't figure out which Bill Elliott he was talking about given the fact that he emails me a photo of a freaking stock car.... and anyway that wasn't my question.  I wish my mom would take email away from him... pretty much every conversation goes like that one.

[Ed Anger]

My dad's emails are one word. If he could grunt through email, he would.

[Caliga]

Here's another exchange from a while back that's fairly typical:

6:38 AM me: What dates will u guys be in turks and caicos

6:54 AM John: Depends if Mom deciedes to retire or not.

7:53 AM me: I thought she had decided...

7:55 AM John: Brent Farve write her an email mebbie that will get an answer.

[CountDeMoney]

My dad's emails are one word. If he could grunt through email, he would.

My mother doesn't "get" email.

Then again, she doesn't "get" Call Waiting, either.  WHATS THAT SOUND DO YOU HEAR THAT WHAT IS THAT

[PDH]

My dad gets sending on any virus through email.

[CountDeMoney]

My dad gets sending on any virus through email.

lol, that's why I don't read any of my crazy uncle's emails;  Subject Lines are in variably FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Today's Thoughts! or some shit.

[PDH]

He is 85 and figures it is his duty to infect his entire circle with both 10 year old email and a complementary virus.

[Ed Anger]

My dad gets sending on any virus through email.

lol, that's why I don't read any of my crazy uncle's emails;  Subject Lines are in variably FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Today's Thoughts! or some shit.

I get the anti Obama stuff from one of my aunts. Sometimes the nigger jokes are  funny.

[Josephus]

That's my dad in a nutshell.

[CountDeMoney]

My dad gets sending on any virus through email.

lol, that's why I don't read any of my crazy uncle's emails;  Subject Lines are in variably FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Today's Thoughts! or some shit.

I get the anti Obama stuff from one of my aunts. Sometimes the nigger jokes are  funny.

Yeah, Uncle Steve is a hardcore mid-state California Republican.  If his emails aren't yuks about the HNIC, it's about all those damned dirty Mexicans stealing all their jobs or some such.