The Off Topic Topic

[The Larch]

won't get dumb seatbelt tickets every few months driving it

How about wearing your fucking seatbelt you mouth breatign moron?

Oh, I remember this quiz.  It's Breton.

I forget sometimes, especially on my mile and half, 35mph commute.

Wow.

Stop that.

I got two since November is all and I was just making a little joke.  I ordinarily wear my belt, obviously, but Christ, you guys can get all wrought up over the most mundane shit.

Q: What do Languishistas call Ide on a motorcycle?

A: "Donor".

Would you want his organs?

[CountDeMoney]

I love how the only woman they have in that cartoon is there to warn people against "petting". 

I never knew that strong-armed homosexual blowjobs were referred to as "ducking" over there.

[Eddie Teach]

won't get dumb seatbelt tickets every few months driving it,

Reminds me of myself as a teenager. Except I never actually got ticketed for it. Stopped once, I think.

[Sheilbh]

  I entered a Prize Essay competition at Uni.  I got 75, which is a First.  I don't know if it'll be enough to win the prize, but that's positive.  There are a lot of clever bastards here

[Liep]

What the hell is up with people these days? Someone just jumped 10 meters down from a bridge onto the railtracks, taking down the overhead wiring in the fall. Dead before landing I'm sure.

Glad I'm not working today.

[Lettow77]

 It's unfortunate they decided to make such a public death. While I commend such a sure method, ideally suicide should be private and not too much of a hassle to the community. Fouling up public transit is particularly egregious.


Well- I walked and walked and walked, languish. Over ten miles, but I forgot to eat or drink anything, and felt quite poorly on my limping return. The Questing Beast did not sally out, and it seemed the destined premises were vacant; By misfortune, I walked to no real avail. Still, by such actions I express to my own satisfaction the extent of my "affections", if indeed such affectations could be called affections.

I'll try again when I next have the gumption.

[Eddie Teach]

It's unfortunate they decided to make such a public death. While I commend such a sure method, ideally suicide should be private and not too much of a hassle to the community...

I'll try again when I next have the gumption.

That'll make your roommate sorry!

[Lettow77]

 Deliberate misquoting!

But I have harmonious and pleasant relations with my roommate, and he understands me well. I don't need or want to make him sorry. You should cultivate close friendship with those around you, too.

I'm very, very tired. I have plans tomorrow, but they may possibly be in accord with another questing beast expedition. The inner resolve such a journey requires is the source of its glory; I believe I could prepare a more auspicious route and make more adequate preparations that would greatly lessen the weariness of the wayfaring.

[Neil]

Deliberate misquoting!

That was very old-time British of you.

[Eddie Teach]

You should cultivate close friendship with those around you, too.

Bah, humbug!

[jimmy olsen]

 

[Lettow77]

 Languish, I feel gumption! I slept and woke far too early. It is 4:30, and walking the city at this hour is strange. But on the other hand, it won't be quite so hot, and gumption is a mercurial thing that can't be hoarded away for later use. I depart.

[mongers]

That's one way of saving a two shot watercourse penalty. 

[CountDeMoney]

That's one way of saving a two shot watercourse penalty.

  Mongers made a golf funny.  Unexpected.

[Jaron]

katmai,

I'm not ignoring you on Steam - I can't answer you! Every time I try it says you're offline...