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[Ideologue]

Make Yourself More Valuable. Add an MBA to Your Resume.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL America is broken

[Ed Anger]

Apple has a 97 billion dollar warchest. That gives me a money boner.

[sbr]

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WILL FOXES INFECT YOUR PENSION WITH AIDS?

WILL THE UNIONS DEVALUE BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY?

COULD YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL GIVE YOUR DAUGHTERS SWINE FLU?

The last one is I just did is fantastic

ARE THE POLES TURNING ENGLAND GAY?

[mongers]

Stolen from another forum:

'Real Life' is whatever you make of it, not something that you need to mindlessly conform to. Why should we 'grow up' out of video games, Star Trek and posting turds through objectionable neighbour's letter boxes?!

[Josquius]

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WILL FOXES INFECT YOUR PENSION WITH AIDS?

WILL THE UNIONS DEVALUE BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY?

COULD YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL GIVE YOUR DAUGHTERS SWINE FLU?

The last one is I just did is fantastic

ARE THE POLES TURNING ENGLAND GAY?

Yes to all of the above

[Grey Fox]

Apple has a 97 billion dollar warchest. That gives me a money boner.

Obama should force them to spend 75% of it or seize all of it.

[Neil]

Such people should be hung

It's 'hanged', you idiot.

[Josquius]

Such people should be hung

It's 'hanged', you idiot.

I know, but no matter what the language books say that just sounds daft.

[Grey Fox]

Stupid Wireless receiver for my 360 controller on my PC died. I found a work around that works but I can't find my soldering kit to actually do it.

Damn it. I wanted to play the Reckoning demo tonite

[Neil]

Such people should be hung

It's 'hanged', you idiot.

I know, but no matter what the language books say that just sounds daft.

It doesn't sound bad.

[Josquius]

An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.
The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan". All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so no one will fail and no one will receive an A.... (substituting grades for dollars - something closer to home and more readily understood by all).
After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little..
The second test average was a D! No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F. As the tests proceeded, the scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else. To their great surprise, ALL FAILED and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed. It could not be any simpler than that.
Remember, there IS a test coming up. The 2012 elections.

These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read and all applicable to this experiment:
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation.

My brain, it hurts.

[CountDeMoney]

You should tell the Teabaggers to stop spamming your email.

[Josquius]

That image is seriously freaky, I didn't even need to keep looking at it or anything, it is moving really quickly from the get go. :wtf:

[Josephus]

Yeah, that's freaky

[syk]

Sweet, I'll work that in a painting.