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Sheilbh

#11805
November 22, 2011, 05:42:04 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 22, 2011, 05:24:51 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on November 22, 2011, 05:11:13 PM
You know, as long as everyone agreed to communicate with me solely by email or hand-written note, I think I'd do alright in France or Quebec.

You know, one thing that's kinda easy about Quebecois French is it sounds exactly like an American with a bad accent speaking French.
Don't ruin it :weep:
Let's bomb Russia!

Grey Fox

#11806
November 22, 2011, 05:44:50 PM
I've never heard that comparison before.

We sound like what French sounded 300 years ago.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

HVC

#11807
November 22, 2011, 05:50:11 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on November 22, 2011, 05:44:50 PM
I've never heard that comparison before.

We sound like what French sounded 300 years ago.
So you're saying americans really sound like old timey frenchies?
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Neil

#11808
November 22, 2011, 07:34:17 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on November 22, 2011, 12:22:02 AM
:lol:  Some Mercedes-Benz exec visiting the Alabama plant from the fatherland got his ass cuffed and brought downtown after a traffic stop since he only had his German ID card and not his passport. 

Last year, he would have gotten a citation (or probably never been asked for proof of his immigration status in the first place, since he was presumably cruising around in a Merc with perfect English) and gone on his merry way, to have the cite dismissed at his convenience when he brought his passport in. 

Great new law.  I hope they took the time to scrutinize his answer to the "Were you ever affiliated with the National Socialist German Workers Party between 1933 and 1945?" question on the entrance card.
And that's why treating people equally under the law is stupid.  Sure, you can bust ass on Mexicans and blacks, but if you're a white person from a civilized country, why would you ever want to immigrate to the US, legally or otherwise?
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Josquius

#11809
November 23, 2011, 03:08:54 AM
Just had the prefectural speech/recitation contest today.
My kids won nothing.
I am pissed off.
The speech guy...yeah, he wasn't the best, he only started a few weeks ago and his speech was naff and...yeah. The winner I don't think was the best either but she was OK.
The recitation contest though....the winner was absolutely fucking awful. Not only was my guy better but half of the other contestants I'd heard were better. Its just a trevesty my guy didn't even place. I'm currently really down on Japan
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Grey Fox

#11810
November 23, 2011, 07:09:23 AM
You just don't understand cronism.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

MadImmortalMan

#11811
November 23, 2011, 01:45:03 PM
Hey there, Syria! What's up? It's me, CVN 77! Thought I'd ditch my buddy Stennis for a bit to see what you were up to.



"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

Josephus

#11812
November 23, 2011, 03:50:14 PM
^^^^^

This the new Paradox game?
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

Razgovory

#11813
November 23, 2011, 04:04:45 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on November 23, 2011, 01:45:03 PM
Hey there, Syria! What's up? It's me, CVN 77! Thought I'd ditch my buddy Stennis for a bit to see what you were up to.





That's pretty clever.  I suspect you can get a lot of information about US foreign policy intentions by watching where the carriers go.  I suppose Obama hasn't ruled out intervention in Syria.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Ed Anger

#11814
November 23, 2011, 05:26:35 PM
I like how the Baatan and its MEU are hanging around Somalia just chillin'.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Razgovory

#11815
November 23, 2011, 05:57:33 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on November 22, 2011, 05:44:50 PM
I've never heard that comparison before.

We sound like what French sounded 300 years ago.

We sound like what English sounded like around that time as well.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

MadImmortalMan

#11816
November 23, 2011, 07:26:18 PM
Is Giada De Laurentiis pregnant? Because her boobs look way bigger.
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

Ed Anger

#11817
November 23, 2011, 07:56:11 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on November 23, 2011, 07:26:18 PM
Is Giada De Laurentiis pregnant? Because her boobs look way bigger.

I like her boobs.  :)
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Tonitrus

#11818
November 23, 2011, 08:04:48 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on November 23, 2011, 07:26:18 PM
Is Giada De Laurentiis pregnant? Because her boobs look way bigger.

Is there a Giada Boob Watch somewhere that I am missing?

Ed Anger

#11819
November 23, 2011, 08:12:03 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on November 23, 2011, 08:04:48 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on November 23, 2011, 07:26:18 PM
Is Giada De Laurentiis pregnant? Because her boobs look way bigger.

Is there a Giada Boob Watch somewhere that I am missing?

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