The Off Topic Topic

[HVC]

i need a new job

You should for a job at the prosecutor's office in Alberta.

but then i'd have to move to alberta... and i ain't that desperate yet . still the next two 7-11pm plus days are not going to be fun.

[Eddie Teach]

i need a new job drug

[Josquius]

I have just bought a second hand sofa for 2500 yen. Woot.
I'm worried about the price though. When I saw it iI had to ask the guy on the shop if that was really the price as it seemed so unlikely a price in comparison to the others in the shop. Especially since its condition isn't massively awful, just a few scratches (its nasty fake leather stuff). I'm worried it might be full of bees or something.

Do proper sofa covers exist?  Or must I buy bed sheets and stitch them over it?

They do. Have you never been to Ikea?

I tend not to pay attention when I go to such places.

[Ideologue]

i need a new job

O RLY?

[garbon]

i need a new job

O RLY?

My work currently employs a girl who spends her day searching for new jobs and looking for ways to sue the company...

[Josquius]

i need a new job

O RLY?

My work currently employs a girl who spends her day searching for new jobs and looking for ways to sue the company...

I want her job,

[garbon]

i need a new job

O RLY?

My work currently employs a girl who spends her day searching for new jobs and looking for ways to sue the company...

I want her job,

Don't we all?

[Ideologue]

So you're telling me there'll be an opening soon.  If I can make it in New York! well no I probably can't do that.  They'd make fun of my regional accent.  Which is more than a little ironic.

[garbon]

So you're telling me there'll be an opening soon.  If I can make it in New York! well no I probably can't do that.  They'd make fun of my regional accent.  Which is more than a little ironic.

So what I'm hearing is that you'd be all the rage in Brooklyn.

[Tamas]

My dad had a bunch of big-ass old cables hanging around in our backyard (due to his work). These were recently stolen, as we discovered.

A few days ago there was a clear-out in the village. This is when you put your hard-to-move needless stuff in front of your house and the garbage company picks it up.

Not before the specialized gypsy families roam through them. These patrol the streets during the day and salvage metals and whatever they feel like from the dumps.

COINCIDENCE? I think not.

[Ideologue]

So you're telling me there'll be an opening soon.  If I can make it in New York! well no I probably can't do that.  They'd make fun of my regional accent.  Which is more than a little ironic.

So what I'm hearing is that you'd be all the rage in Brooklyn.

I have trouble sleeping there.

[The Brain]

Is this Best-Penis character who is mailing me legit?

[The Brain]

My dad had a bunch of big-ass old cables hanging around in our backyard (due to his work). These were recently stolen, as we discovered.

A few days ago there was a clear-out in the village. This is when you put your hard-to-move needless stuff in front of your house and the garbage company picks it up.

Not before the specialized gypsy families roam through them. These patrol the streets during the day and salvage metals and whatever they feel like from the dumps.

COINCIDENCE? I think not.

What do you mean "these patrol"?

[Ed Anger]

Tamas would be horrified at the scrappers that dig through the garbage here.

[Barrister]

i need a new job

O RLY?

My work currently employs a girl who spends her day searching for new jobs and looking for ways to sue the company...

I want her job,

Don't we all?

No.