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Capetan Mihali

#11250
October 24, 2011, 10:42:51 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 24, 2011, 04:11:10 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 24, 2011, 12:18:13 PM
I have his cell number...

He's hardly choosy - even I have it.

I think I still have Sheilbh's from circa 7 years ago...  :ph34r:
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)

jimmy olsen

#11251
October 24, 2011, 11:09:17 PM
Someone call him then.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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The Brain

#11252
October 25, 2011, 01:43:48 AM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on October 24, 2011, 10:42:51 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 24, 2011, 04:11:10 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 24, 2011, 12:18:13 PM
I have his cell number...

He's hardly choosy - even I have it.

I think I still have Sheilbh's from circa 7 years ago...  :ph34r:

Pretty cool. Call Sheilbh-of-7-years-ago and ask him what he thinks of present day Sheilbh.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Josquius

#11253
October 25, 2011, 08:00:57 AM
Quote from: The Brain on October 25, 2011, 01:43:48 AM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on October 24, 2011, 10:42:51 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 24, 2011, 04:11:10 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 24, 2011, 12:18:13 PM
I have his cell number...

He's hardly choosy - even I have it.

I think I still have Sheilbh's from circa 7 years ago...  :ph34r:

Pretty cool. Call Sheilbh-of-7-years-ago and ask him what he thinks of present day Sheilbh.
And tell him to buy gold.
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Liep

#11254
October 25, 2011, 08:11:47 AM
Another article about the windchill effect. There seriously can't be any human left on earth who hasn't heard about this.
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

The Brain

#11255
October 25, 2011, 08:12:48 AM
Quote from: Liep on October 25, 2011, 08:11:47 AM
Another article about the windchill effect. There seriously can't be any human left on earth who hasn't heard about this.

wut
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Eddie Teach

#11256
October 25, 2011, 09:03:48 AM
You mean how the wind makes the air feel colder than it actually is, or...?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

garbon

#11257
October 25, 2011, 10:09:36 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 25, 2011, 09:03:48 AM
You mean how the wind makes the air feel colder than it actually is, or...?

And if that's what he meant - I bet there are people who haven't.  Wind chill isn't really a used term in places that don't suffer freezing winter conditions.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Syt

#11258
October 25, 2011, 11:16:30 AM
Female colleague and I over lunchbreak, dicussing reviews for Arkham City:
She: "If Arkham City is considered sexist, then what is GTA where you can hire a hooker and kill her afterwards to get your money back?"
Me: "Realistic?"
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Malthus

#11259
October 25, 2011, 11:21:58 AM
Quote from: Syt on October 25, 2011, 11:16:30 AM
Female colleague and I over lunchbreak, dicussing reviews for Arkham City:
She: "If Arkham City is considered sexist, then what is GTA where you can hire a hooker and kill her afterwards to get your money back?"
Me: "Realistic?"

Let me guess - no date planned?  ;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Syt

#11260
October 25, 2011, 11:22:59 AM
Quote from: Malthus on October 25, 2011, 11:21:58 AM
Quote from: Syt on October 25, 2011, 11:16:30 AM
Female colleague and I over lunchbreak, dicussing reviews for Arkham City:
She: "If Arkham City is considered sexist, then what is GTA where you can hire a hooker and kill her afterwards to get your money back?"
Me: "Realistic?"

Let me guess - no date planned?  ;)

Nah, just co-workers. But she can laugh about that kind of thing.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Malthus

#11261
October 25, 2011, 11:25:55 AM
Quote from: Syt on October 25, 2011, 11:22:59 AM
Nah, just co-workers. But she can laugh about that kind of thing.

That will be a valuable attitude for her to have, when chained up in your basement.   :D
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

DGuller

#11262
October 25, 2011, 11:57:15 AM
Formula 1 is coming to New Jersey, 5 miles north of me.  :blink: :yeah:

alfred russel

#11263
October 25, 2011, 12:07:21 PM
Quote from: DGuller on October 25, 2011, 11:57:15 AM
Formula 1 is coming to New Jersey, 5 miles north of me.  :blink: :yeah:

That is great, I know how much you love auto racing and automotive engineering, and because the race is in New Jersey, you won't have to figure out how to pump your own gas to get there!  :P
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

Ed Anger

#11264
October 25, 2011, 12:36:43 PM
Quote from: DGuller on October 25, 2011, 11:57:15 AM
Formula 1 is coming to New Jersey, 5 miles north of me.  :blink: :yeah:

Enjoy a race with 6 cars. Best F1 race ever.  :lmfao:
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