The Off Topic Topic

[Habbaku]

 

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/crime-scene/post/capitol-police-issue-all-clear-following-onion-tweets-article/2011/09/29/gIQAYs4J7K_blog.html

Capitol Police issue 'all clear' following Onion tweets, article

[DGuller]

That wasn't funny, in more ways than one.

[Ideologue]

My right leg is in a really obnoxious state of dull pain for the past couple of days, and I have no idea why.  It's in my muscle, vastus lateralis I think, and has nothing to do with whether or not I move it or not.  Flesh-eating bacteria?  Anyway, it's really bothersome, and you should know about it.

[Brazen]

My right leg is in a really obnoxious state of dull pain for the past couple of days, and I have no idea why.  It's in my muscle, vastus lateralis I think, and has nothing to do with whether or not I move it or not.  Flesh-eating bacteria?  Anyway, it's really bothersome, and you should know about it.

It's a blood clot, probably fatal

[Barrister]

My right leg is in a really obnoxious state of dull pain for the past couple of days, and I have no idea why.  It's in my muscle, vastus lateralis I think, and has nothing to do with whether or not I move it or not.  Flesh-eating bacteria?  Anyway, it's really bothersome, and you should know about it.

Sounds like gout.

[DGuller]

My right leg is in a really obnoxious state of dull pain for the past couple of days, and I have no idea why.  It's in my muscle, vastus lateralis I think, and has nothing to do with whether or not I move it or not.  Flesh-eating bacteria?  Anyway, it's really bothersome, and you should know about it.

It could be soft tissue sarcoma.  It's only occasionally fatal, so I wouldn't worry.

[Ideologue]

My right leg is in a really obnoxious state of dull pain for the past couple of days, and I have no idea why.  It's in my muscle, vastus lateralis I think, and has nothing to do with whether or not I move it or not.  Flesh-eating bacteria?  Anyway, it's really bothersome, and you should know about it.

Sounds like gout.

No it doesn't.   Gout principally afflicts joints and tendons.  Besides, I likely have low uric acid levels due to my diet.  You know what's a low-purine food?  Chocolate.

[Ideologue]

My right leg is in a really obnoxious state of dull pain for the past couple of days, and I have no idea why.  It's in my muscle, vastus lateralis I think, and has nothing to do with whether or not I move it or not.  Flesh-eating bacteria?  Anyway, it's really bothersome, and you should know about it.

It could be soft tissue sarcoma.  It's only occasionally fatal, so I wouldn't worry.

For a while I thought I had a brain tumor.  It turns out I was probably just a jerk.

[Barrister]

My right leg is in a really obnoxious state of dull pain for the past couple of days, and I have no idea why.  It's in my muscle, vastus lateralis I think, and has nothing to do with whether or not I move it or not.  Flesh-eating bacteria?  Anyway, it's really bothersome, and you should know about it.

Sounds like gout.

No it doesn't.   Gout principally afflicts joints and tendons.  Besides, I likely have low uric acid levels due to my diet.  You know what's a low-purine food?  Chocolate.

Scurvy then.

[Ideologue]

My right leg is in a really obnoxious state of dull pain for the past couple of days, and I have no idea why.  It's in my muscle, vastus lateralis I think, and has nothing to do with whether or not I move it or not.  Flesh-eating bacteria?  Anyway, it's really bothersome, and you should know about it.

Sounds like gout.

No it doesn't.   Gout principally afflicts joints and tendons.  Besides, I likely have low uric acid levels due to my diet.  You know what's a low-purine food?  Chocolate.

Scurvy then.

Thanks for reminding me to take my vitamin.

[DGuller]

Good going, Beebs. 

[Ideologue]

Good going, Beebs. 

[mongers]

So long, and thanks for all the fish.   

[Ideologue]

So long, and thanks for all the fish.   

Don't do it, Mongers!

DOES SOMEONE HAVE HIS NUMBER?

[Admiral Yi]

So long, and thanks for all the fish.   

What is this supposed to mean Mongers?