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[Razgovory]

Got me a brand spanking new AK-47(with folding stock replacing the shitty regular stock) for $250.

bang bang.

Didn't realize they were that cheap.

You can get them in Africa for less then that.  I've heard that they go as low as five American Dollars for a loaded 4th hand AK.

[Ideologue]

I need to get a gun in case I ever need to fight my way out of South Carolina.

[Admiral Yi]

I need to get a gun in case I ever need to fight my way out of South Carolina.

And an eye patch. 

[Ideologue]

I need to get a gun in case I ever need to fight my way out of South Carolina.

And an eye patch. 

And a tan and muscle-tone?

[Eddie Teach]

White people don't look good with tans.

[Admiral Yi]

And black people do? 

[DGuller]

I'm looking for a furniture for my new place, which brought me to Ikea.  Once I was there, I of course had to eat their Swedish meatballs.  I have to say, there is something to their food.  It's not exactly up to Triple Stacker standards, but it's still pretty damn good.

[Eddie Teach]

And black people do? 

They also look better without extensive sun damage to their skin. I was thinking more of hispanics/mideasterners. They have a natural shade similar to a tan white person, but without that unnatural shiny look.

[The Brain]

I'm looking for a furniture for my new place, which brought me to Ikea.  Once I was there, I of course had to eat their Swedish meatballs.  I have to say, there is something to their food.  It's not exactly up to Triple Stacker standards, but it's still pretty damn good.

Did you have lingonberry jam?

[DGuller]

I'm looking for a furniture for my new place, which brought me to Ikea.  Once I was there, I of course had to eat their Swedish meatballs.  I have to say, there is something to their food.  It's not exactly up to Triple Stacker standards, but it's still pretty damn good.

Did you have lingonberry jam?

I tried it, it didn't do anything for me.  I liked the grey sauce better.  I did have lingonberry juice, though, which was very good.

[The Brain]

I'm looking for a furniture for my new place, which brought me to Ikea.  Once I was there, I of course had to eat their Swedish meatballs.  I have to say, there is something to their food.  It's not exactly up to Triple Stacker standards, but it's still pretty damn good.

Did you have lingonberry jam?

I tried it, it didn't do anything for me.  I liked the grey sauce better.  I did have lingonberry juice, though, which was very good.

Not as good as blueberry though?

[DGuller]

I never had blueberry juice. 

[The Brain]

I never had blueberry juice. 

You made it in your tummy.

[LaCroix]

started employment a few nights ago as a part time overnight security guard at the ramada. not exactly sure how i got the job, with no work experience whatsoever. maybe my internship and college degree impressed? my fellow coworkers are all huge and intimidating, and then there's me--probably one of the skinniest/scrawniest guys there. four weddings tonight, so i had a chance to meet the kitchen staff. so many comments about my build once they heard my position

[CountDeMoney]

started employment a few nights ago as a part time overnight security guard at the ramada. not exactly sure how i got the job, with no work experience whatsoever. maybe my internship and college degree impressed? my fellow coworkers are all huge and intimidating, and then there's me--probably one of the skinniest/scrawniest guys there. four weddings tonight, so i had a chance to meet the kitchen staff. so many comments about my build once they heard my position

Doesn't take much tonnage to dial 911.