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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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garbon

Hopefully you will continue to fail at being a female. :hug:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Eddie Teach

Quote from: Tyr on January 19, 2010, 07:48:39 PM
My women failures carry over into another decade. Boo.
At least age is making me look better and so more failure is tolerable.

Didn't you say you'd fucked a woman from every continent?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Neil

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on January 19, 2010, 08:02:23 PM
Quote from: Tyr on January 19, 2010, 07:48:39 PM
My women failures carry over into another decade. Boo.
At least age is making me look better and so more failure is tolerable.

Didn't you say you'd fucked a woman from every continent?
I rather doubt it.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Josquius

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on January 19, 2010, 08:02:23 PM
Didn't you say you'd fucked a woman from every continent?
No, I'm missing South America.
And thats still just 5. I do have a bit more than 5 but not too much more :P
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MadImmortalMan

Quote from: Tyr on January 19, 2010, 08:05:56 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on January 19, 2010, 08:02:23 PM
Didn't you say you'd fucked a woman from every continent?
No, I'm missing South America.
And thats still just 5. I do have a bit more than 5 but not too much more :P

Antarctica?
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

Darth Wagtaros

Quote from: MadImmortalMan on January 19, 2010, 08:10:52 PM
Quote from: Tyr on January 19, 2010, 08:05:56 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on January 19, 2010, 08:02:23 PM
Didn't you say you'd fucked a woman from every continent?
No, I'm missing South America.
And thats still just 5. I do have a bit more than 5 but not too much more :P

Antarctica?
Best not to ask I should think.
PDH!

Darth Wagtaros

The president of UMass got a %15 pay increase.  Since he only makes a half mil a year its easy to see that he needs it.

The rest of us who work there haven't had a raise in 2 years and probably won't for another two. And the only almost good thing about that is they intend to charge us for parking once we do get a fucking raise.

In the meantime my insurance has gotten fucked. 

But times mustb e good for the Prez to get a pay increase that leaves him making twice as much as the President of the United States. 
PDH!

Tonitrus

I think it's pretty well known that public universities are perhaps the most corrupt government institutions in existence.  Probably even more so than Port Authorities.

Josquius

Quote from: MadImmortalMan on January 19, 2010, 08:10:52 PM

No, I'm missing South America.
And thats still just 5. I do have a bit more than 5 but not too much more :P

Antarctica?
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Myeh, its a given that that one is a no. I doubt there's anyone in the world who has done the nasty with an Antarctican. I don't think there's ever even been anyone born there. Unsure though....
Anyway. I suck in a self-deprivating 'but meh' way was the gist and I stick to that.
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Tonitrus

I think in that case, just getting to Antarctica and doing it would count.  But it would have to be on shore, not a wimpy cruise ship off the coast.

Darth Wagtaros

My cat likes waking me up ever earlier.
PDH!

Josephus

What about penguins? If he does it with a penguin, that would count. Of course penguins tend to be monogomous, so it might be harder to find a willing penguin than it looks.
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

Ed Anger

Quote from: Josephus on January 19, 2010, 08:41:34 PM
What about penguins? If he does it with a penguin, that would count. Of course penguins tend to be monogomous, so it might be harder to find a willing penguin than it looks.

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Admiral Yi

Quote from: Tyr on January 19, 2010, 08:05:56 PM
No, I'm missing South America.
Are you giving yourself credit for British-born ethnics, or are you only counting the real deal?

garbon

I spent the evening watching an orgy (literal) with an ex-roommate in a public bar.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.