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Eddie Teach

#4365
November 16, 2009, 05:01:10 PM
Did she latch on to his hand like it was a mouse?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Razgovory

#4366
November 16, 2009, 05:05:57 PM
Quote from: Malthus on November 16, 2009, 12:22:01 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on November 16, 2009, 12:21:09 PM
Quote from: Malthus on November 16, 2009, 12:17:37 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 16, 2009, 12:12:41 PM

I was just trying to rub his belly...

Her.

Rub a gal's tits without permission, and you deserve what you get.  ;)

A hard-on?

I don't think BB got that.  :unsure:

I thought we talking about something more general.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Malthus

#4367
November 16, 2009, 05:11:36 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 16, 2009, 05:01:10 PM
Did she latch on to his hand like it was a mouse?

She reacted somewhat violently. Far as I know, not so much as to draw blood, but definitely enough to send the message that her tits were better left alone.  ;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Alcibiades

#4368
November 16, 2009, 05:21:45 PM
Lots of winking going on..... :unsure:   ;)   :unsure:
Wait...  What would you know about masculinity, you fucking faggot?  - Overly Autistic Neil


OTOH, if you think that a Jew actually IS poisoning the wells you should call the cops. IMHO.   - The Brain

Malthus

#4369
November 16, 2009, 05:25:47 PM
Quote from: Alcibiades on November 16, 2009, 05:21:45 PM
Lots of winking going on..... :unsure:   ;)   :unsure:

;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

HisMajestyBOB

#4370
November 16, 2009, 08:32:29 PM
BB - kitty molester?
Three lovely Prada points for HoI2 help

HisMajestyBOB

#4371
November 16, 2009, 11:54:28 PM
I need to do a lesson on pronouns just as an excuse to use this clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJnpZeX4Af8

Classic.  :lmfao:
Three lovely Prada points for HoI2 help

Korea

#4372
November 16, 2009, 11:58:03 PM
I want my mother fucking points!

Korea

#4373
November 16, 2009, 11:58:44 PM
Quote from: Tyr on November 16, 2009, 05:45:29 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 15, 2009, 05:54:43 PM
Quote from: Tyr on November 15, 2009, 05:35:29 PM
Oh crap, I think the cat may be planning on giving birth under my bed.
What's the problem?  One of the coolest experiences of my life was when the cat gave birth *in* my bed, while I was in it.
eww....
Well I only have one set of sheets so that would be very nasty indeed.

How can you sleep with a cat anyway? They're damn annoying as soon as it gets light, they start licking your face and being friendly <_<

Or biting and biting.
I want my mother fucking points!

jimmy olsen

#4374
November 17, 2009, 05:30:16 AM
A Medal of Honor recipient who fought in World War II, Korea and Vietnam died today.

RIP

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/33977115#33977115
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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jimmy olsen

#4375
November 17, 2009, 09:58:36 PM
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on November 16, 2009, 11:54:28 PM
I need to do a lesson on pronouns just as an excuse to use this clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJnpZeX4Af8

Classic.  :lmfao:
Now that I've finished the book, they let me show whatever I want and wing the lesson so I showed this today.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

FunkMonk

#4376
November 17, 2009, 10:36:00 PM
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on November 16, 2009, 11:54:28 PM
I need to do a lesson on pronouns just as an excuse to use this clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJnpZeX4Af8

Classic.  :lmfao:

You're a good man sir.  :)
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

HisMajestyBOB

#4377
November 18, 2009, 02:07:22 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on November 17, 2009, 09:58:36 PM
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on November 16, 2009, 11:54:28 PM
I need to do a lesson on pronouns just as an excuse to use this clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJnpZeX4Af8

Classic.  :lmfao:
Now that I've finished the book, they let me show whatever I want and wing the lesson so I showed this today.

Haha, you have to teach to the book.  :P
I've shown clips from the Simpsons for maybe 25% of my lessons. :D

Could they follow the cartoon well? I'm going to try to add subtitles to the video, just in case they can't understand the accents (esp. Fudd).
Oh, and show them Rabbit Fire tomorrow.
Three lovely Prada points for HoI2 help

Monoriu

#4378
November 18, 2009, 05:55:42 AM
Why do westerners insist in learning how to say "Good morning" in Cantonese when they come to Hong Kong?  Every single one of them is like that.  We know how to say good morning in English, thank you very much. 

Josquius

#4379
November 18, 2009, 06:03:21 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on November 18, 2009, 05:55:42 AM
Why do westerners insist in learning how to say "Good morning" in Cantonese when they come to Hong Kong?  Every single one of them is like that.  We know how to say good morning in English, thank you very much. 
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