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Eddie Teach

#4350
November 16, 2009, 08:10:58 AM
 :huh:

It only takes a couple hours to put them through the laundry.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Malthus

#4351
November 16, 2009, 09:12:05 AM
Quote from: Tyr on November 16, 2009, 05:45:29 AM

How can you sleep with a cat anyway? They're damn annoying as soon as it gets light, they start licking your face and being friendly <_<

Our cat sometimes sleeps on the bed. I don't really notice her much.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Razgovory

#4352
November 16, 2009, 10:22:31 AM
Quote from: Malthus on November 16, 2009, 09:12:05 AM
Quote from: Tyr on November 16, 2009, 05:45:29 AM

How can you sleep with a cat anyway? They're damn annoying as soon as it gets light, they start licking your face and being friendly <_<

Our cat sometimes sleeps on the bed. I don't really notice her much.

Poor neglected cat. :(
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Grey Fox

#4353
November 16, 2009, 10:28:13 AM
His Cat his a well oiled killing machine.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Malthus

#4354
November 16, 2009, 10:40:48 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on November 16, 2009, 10:28:13 AM
His Cat his a well oiled killing machine.

Found a bunch of tiny corpses in various states of decomposition raking leaves this weekend.  :lol:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Grey Fox

#4355
November 16, 2009, 10:45:17 AM
:lol:

She's a death dealer.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Razgovory

#4356
November 16, 2009, 10:45:21 AM
It's a call for help.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Josquius

#4357
November 16, 2009, 11:28:22 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 16, 2009, 08:10:58 AM
:huh:

It only takes a couple hours to put them through the laundry.
The thought of cat placenta having once been on it would stay with me forever though.
And knowing how hard cat pee is to get out of things....
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Malthus

#4358
November 16, 2009, 11:29:53 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on November 16, 2009, 10:45:21 AM
It's a call for help.

I suspect the mice were squeaking for help. None came.  :(

Where is your God now?
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Malthus

#4359
November 16, 2009, 11:30:47 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on November 16, 2009, 10:45:17 AM
:lol:

She's a death dealer.

She's a sweety to people though.

Except BB. ;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Grey Fox

#4360
November 16, 2009, 11:32:09 AM
She was pretty nice to me.

But that's always the case. Cats know I don't like them. They see it as a challenge.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Barrister

#4361
November 16, 2009, 12:12:41 PM
Quote from: Malthus on November 16, 2009, 11:30:47 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on November 16, 2009, 10:45:17 AM
:lol:

She's a death dealer.

She's a sweety to people though.

Except BB. ;)

I was just trying to rub his belly...
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Malthus

#4362
November 16, 2009, 12:17:37 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 16, 2009, 12:12:41 PM

I was just trying to rub his belly...

Her.

Rub a gal's tits without permission, and you deserve what you get.  ;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Razgovory

#4363
November 16, 2009, 12:21:09 PM
Quote from: Malthus on November 16, 2009, 12:17:37 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 16, 2009, 12:12:41 PM

I was just trying to rub his belly...

Her.

Rub a gal's tits without permission, and you deserve what you get.  ;)

A hard-on?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Malthus

#4364
November 16, 2009, 12:22:01 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on November 16, 2009, 12:21:09 PM
Quote from: Malthus on November 16, 2009, 12:17:37 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 16, 2009, 12:12:41 PM

I was just trying to rub his belly...

Her.

Rub a gal's tits without permission, and you deserve what you get.  ;)

A hard-on?

I don't think BB got that.  :unsure:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius
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