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jimmy olsen

#4335
November 15, 2009, 03:59:54 AM
Quote from: garbon on November 15, 2009, 03:54:47 AM
I was wondering when Tim was going to suggest being butt buds. I thought I'd missed it.
:yeahright:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Syt

#4336
November 15, 2009, 04:57:48 AM

:lol:
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

PRC

#4337
November 15, 2009, 05:04:29 AM
They'd already dropped.  The flashlights were just-in-case.

Malthus

#4338
November 15, 2009, 11:41:48 AM
Quote from: Mr.Penguin on November 14, 2009, 03:47:21 PM
Quote from: Tyr on November 14, 2009, 09:36:35 AM
Is that a guy marrying his niece at the bottom?
Bad even for the Habsburgs...

Looks like marrying your niece is more or less the standard way of doing it for the Habsburgs.

"Hey Sis, I need a wife with the right blood lines, any suggestions?".

Or as they say - 'only hillbillies and Royalty go to family reunions to meet women'.  ;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Razgovory

#4339
November 15, 2009, 03:17:48 PM
Quote from: Malthus on November 15, 2009, 11:41:48 AM
Quote from: Mr.Penguin on November 14, 2009, 03:47:21 PM
Quote from: Tyr on November 14, 2009, 09:36:35 AM
Is that a guy marrying his niece at the bottom?
Bad even for the Habsburgs...

Looks like marrying your niece is more or less the standard way of doing it for the Habsburgs.

"Hey Sis, I need a wife with the right blood lines, any suggestions?".

Or as they say - 'only hillbillies and Royalty go to family reunions to meet women'.  ;)

Huh.  I knew I was doing something wrong.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Josquius

#4340
November 15, 2009, 05:35:29 PM
Oh crap, I think the cat may be planning on giving birth under my bed.
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Admiral Yi

#4341
November 15, 2009, 05:54:43 PM
Quote from: Tyr on November 15, 2009, 05:35:29 PM
Oh crap, I think the cat may be planning on giving birth under my bed.
What's the problem?  One of the coolest experiences of my life was when the cat gave birth *in* my bed, while I was in it.

Razgovory

#4342
November 15, 2009, 05:59:45 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 15, 2009, 05:54:43 PM
Quote from: Tyr on November 15, 2009, 05:35:29 PM
Oh crap, I think the cat may be planning on giving birth under my bed.
What's the problem?  One of the coolest experiences of my life was when the cat gave birth *in* my bed, while I was in it.

You didn't try to eat it did you?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

FunkMonk

#4343
November 15, 2009, 07:44:08 PM
 :pinch:
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

Darth Wagtaros

#4344
November 15, 2009, 10:26:49 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on November 15, 2009, 05:59:45 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 15, 2009, 05:54:43 PM
Quote from: Tyr on November 15, 2009, 05:35:29 PM
Oh crap, I think the cat may be planning on giving birth under my bed.
What's the problem?  One of the coolest experiences of my life was when the cat gave birth *in* my bed, while I was in it.

You didn't try to eat it did you?
Try?
PDH!

HVC

#4345
November 16, 2009, 12:47:04 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 15, 2009, 05:54:43 PM
Quote from: Tyr on November 15, 2009, 05:35:29 PM
Oh crap, I think the cat may be planning on giving birth under my bed.
What's the problem?  One of the coolest experiences of my life was when the cat gave birth *in* my bed, while I was in it.
Happened to me. i went to pet her in the middle of the night and touched something wet. Of course i flicked my hand back and saw a siloute of a tiny kitten fly in the air from my left side to my right.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Korea

#4346
November 16, 2009, 01:11:09 AM
:o
I want my mother fucking points!

HVC

#4347
November 16, 2009, 01:18:50 AM
Quote from: Korea on November 16, 2009, 01:11:09 AM
:o
he was ok, still landed on the bed lol
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Josquius

#4348
November 16, 2009, 05:45:29 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 15, 2009, 05:54:43 PM
Quote from: Tyr on November 15, 2009, 05:35:29 PM
Oh crap, I think the cat may be planning on giving birth under my bed.
What's the problem?  One of the coolest experiences of my life was when the cat gave birth *in* my bed, while I was in it.
eww....
Well I only have one set of sheets so that would be very nasty indeed.

How can you sleep with a cat anyway? They're damn annoying as soon as it gets light, they start licking your face and being friendly <_<
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DisturbedPervert

#4349
November 16, 2009, 06:04:44 AM
Quote from: Tyr on November 16, 2009, 05:45:29 AM
eww....
Well I only have one set of sheets so that would be very nasty indeed.

Only having one set of sheets is pretty nasty to begin with
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