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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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Ed Anger

Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 23, 2009, 01:59:40 PM
Have you ever seen a UPS driver who was less than Moony cheerful?  FedEx guys can be low key, but Big Brown must hand out Ecstasy.

Yes.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Josquius

My friend sent me this, its quite WTF even for the Japanese

ANIME WARNING. NORMAL PEOPLE BE GONE.


http://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=5161

QuoteThe fate of the world rests on one man's shoulders. Or, to put it more exactly, it rests on his balls.

In a freak sealing accident the Queen of Terror is sealed into Satou Kohta's balls, thus preventing her from reigning destruction on the world. However, a lesser devil, Elyse, has been sent up to Earth to release the Queen at all costs. The only way to do so is to make Kohta ejaculate, and Elyse only has 30 days to do it.

The battle for mankind has begun, in Kohta's pants.
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Jaron

Quote from: Tyr on October 23, 2009, 03:23:14 PM
My friend sent me this, its quite WTF even for the Japanese

ANIME WARNING. NORMAL PEOPLE BE GONE.


http://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=5161

QuoteThe fate of the world rests on one man's shoulders. Or, to put it more exactly, it rests on his balls.

In a freak sealing accident the Queen of Terror is sealed into Satou Kohta's balls, thus preventing her from reigning destruction on the world. However, a lesser devil, Elyse, has been sent up to Earth to release the Queen at all costs. The only way to do so is to make Kohta ejaculate, and Elyse only has 30 days to do it.

The battle for mankind has begun, in Kohta's pants.

Not ever being able to ejaculate without releasing a horrible fate upon the world? That is a sacrifice I'd never be able to make. :(
Winner of THE grumbler point.

lustindarkness

Quote from: Tyr on October 23, 2009, 03:23:14 PM
My friend sent me this, its quite WTF even for the Japanese

ANIME WARNING. NORMAL PEOPLE BE GONE.


http://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=5161

QuoteThe fate of the world rests on one man's shoulders. Or, to put it more exactly, it rests on his balls.

In a freak sealing accident the Queen of Terror is sealed into Satou Kohta's balls, thus preventing her from reigning destruction on the world. However, a lesser devil, Elyse, has been sent up to Earth to release the Queen at all costs. The only way to do so is to make Kohta ejaculate, and Elyse only has 30 days to do it.

The battle for mankind has begun, in Kohta's pants.

sealing accident?
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

Barrister

Quote from: HVC on October 23, 2009, 07:54:44 AM
Waking up before the sun comes out is just wrong.

Welcome to life North of 60.
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Razgovory

Quote from: Jaron on October 23, 2009, 07:26:38 PM
Quote from: Tyr on October 23, 2009, 03:23:14 PM
My friend sent me this, its quite WTF even for the Japanese

ANIME WARNING. NORMAL PEOPLE BE GONE.


http://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=5161

QuoteThe fate of the world rests on one man's shoulders. Or, to put it more exactly, it rests on his balls.

In a freak sealing accident the Queen of Terror is sealed into Satou Kohta's balls, thus preventing her from reigning destruction on the world. However, a lesser devil, Elyse, has been sent up to Earth to release the Queen at all costs. The only way to do so is to make Kohta ejaculate, and Elyse only has 30 days to do it.

The battle for mankind has begun, in Kohta's pants.

Not ever being able to ejaculate without releasing a horrible fate upon the world? That is a sacrifice I'd never be able to make. :(

Well more like a month.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Jaron

Winner of THE grumbler point.

Josquius

Watching a American sports channel for the game again today, I don't know how you can take them seriously. The adverts are announcing upcoming games on the channel and the guy is speaking like its the boxing match of the century when he says 'Bolton vs...Blackburn!'- two shitty little towns iwth shitty little teams in one of the less fashionable games of the season.
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DisturbedPervert

Quote from: Tyr on October 24, 2009, 10:51:04 AM
Watching a American sports channel for the game again today, I don't know how you can take them seriously. The adverts are announcing upcoming games on the channel and the guy is speaking like its the boxing match of the century when he says 'Bolton vs...Blackburn!'- two shitty little towns iwth shitty little teams in one of the less fashionable games of the season.

An actual American sports channel wouldn't be advertising Bolton vs Blackburn.  Whatever that's supposed to be.

PDH

When in foreign lands speak loudly and slowly, it is only thing those bloody people understand.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

Josquius

Quote from: DisturbedPervert on October 24, 2009, 01:00:04 PM
Quote from: Tyr on October 24, 2009, 10:51:04 AM
Watching a American sports channel for the game again today, I don't know how you can take them seriously. The adverts are announcing upcoming games on the channel and the guy is speaking like its the boxing match of the century when he says 'Bolton vs...Blackburn!'- two shitty little towns iwth shitty little teams in one of the less fashionable games of the season.

An actual American sports channel wouldn't be advertising Bolton vs Blackburn.  Whatever that's supposed to be.
They were. They've a entire channel devoted to footy :contract:
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FunkMonk

Quote from: Tyr on October 24, 2009, 10:51:04 AM
Watching a American sports channel for the game again today, I don't know how you can take them seriously. The adverts are announcing upcoming games on the channel and the guy is speaking like its the boxing match of the century when he says 'Bolton vs...Blackburn!'- two shitty little towns iwth shitty little teams in one of the less fashionable games of the season.

We take all sports seriously, even the ones nobody watches.
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

PDH

And they are that hyped up because the only all soccer channel I know here is Fox Soccer...and that Fox says it all...
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

Korea

Mono? :unsure:

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Josquius

Again with the asking for you to reply to another address. Why!?!?
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