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Habbaku

#3525
September 28, 2009, 10:59:56 PM
Quote from: Josephus on September 28, 2009, 08:57:55 AM
Yeah, that was pretty cool. Never seen anything like that.

Neither have I, assuming you don't count the previous two times it was posted on Languish.
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

Brazen

#3526
September 29, 2009, 04:29:27 AM
Wish I could stop spelling "account" "acocunt". It's an inadvisable typo on a plublic website.

Eddie Teach

#3527
September 29, 2009, 05:10:42 AM
How do you spell "a coconut"?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

garbon

#3528
September 29, 2009, 11:32:29 AM
Huzzah! I, garbon, now have mod powers on a tiny fraction of p'dox's forums.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

jimmy olsen

#3529
September 29, 2009, 11:41:06 AM
Quote from: garbon on September 29, 2009, 11:32:29 AM
Huzzah! I, garbon, now have mod powers on a tiny fraction of p'dox's forums.
Are you going to post in pink?
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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garbon

#3530
September 29, 2009, 11:43:08 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 29, 2009, 11:41:06 AM
Are you going to post in pink?

Hells no! I'm a respectable homosexual.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

lustindarkness

#3531
September 29, 2009, 01:21:41 PM
Quote from: garbon on September 29, 2009, 11:43:08 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 29, 2009, 11:41:06 AM
Are you going to post in pink?

Hells no! I'm a respectable homosexual.

Oh, purple then. Ok.
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

HisMajestyBOB

#3532
September 29, 2009, 01:25:04 PM
Or rainbow.
Three lovely Prada points for HoI2 help

garbon

#3533
September 29, 2009, 01:27:46 PM
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Eddie Teach

#3534
September 29, 2009, 02:10:02 PM
This is a cumbersome way to post.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Admiral Yi

#3535
September 29, 2009, 03:36:26 PM
Purty.

Queequeg

#3536
September 29, 2009, 04:39:04 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 29, 2009, 02:10:02 PM
This is a cumbersome way to post.
This is a patriotic way to post
Quote from: PDH on April 25, 2009, 05:58:55 PM
"Dysthymia?  Did they get some student from the University of Chicago with a hard-on for ancient Bactrian cities to name this?  I feel cheated."

Ed Anger

#3537
September 29, 2009, 04:43:52 PM
I blame Beeb for this:

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Crime/2009/09/29/11181241-sun.html

All lawyers need to be shoved into ovens right after tim.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Malthus

#3538
September 29, 2009, 04:59:38 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 29, 2009, 04:43:52 PM
I blame Beeb for this:

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Crime/2009/09/29/11181241-sun.html

All lawyers need to be shoved into ovens right after tim.

It's a story from the Sun. Treat with caution.  :lol:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Josephus

#3539
September 29, 2009, 05:04:26 PM
That's hilarious.

Guy jerks off in front of lady's window. Gets caught on camera. Gets charged. Charges get mysteriously withdrawn. Guy gets lawyer and gets woman to remove camera.

"Take that bitch. I want to wank in front of your daughter. Leave me the fuck alone."

Only in America.

Oh, wait....this one's in Canada.  :mad:


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