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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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Josquius

Quote from: Grey Fox on March 23, 2018, 07:05:39 AM
I think the problem was the bleach buying.

Yep. Most likely.
Wearing pajamas isn't that unseen. They just look like jazzy trousers with pictures of sonic the hedgehog on them.

Interesting topic : what's the worst combination of otherwise innocent items to buy?
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Grey Fox

A bottle of wine & KY Lube.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Malthus

Quote from: Eddie Teach on March 23, 2018, 09:30:28 AM
I love how Malthus can say "my friend" and everyone knows who he means.  :D

It's almost as if we've been communicating daily for fifteen years or something.  :hmm:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

crazy canuck

Quote from: Malthus on March 23, 2018, 01:44:37 PM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on March 23, 2018, 09:30:28 AM
I love how Malthus can say "my friend" and everyone knows who he means.  :D

It's almost as if we've been communicating daily for fifteen years or something.  :hmm:

:lol:

Eddie Teach

Quote from: Malthus on March 23, 2018, 01:44:37 PM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on March 23, 2018, 09:30:28 AM
I love how Malthus can say "my friend" and everyone knows who he means.  :D

It's almost as if we've been communicating daily for fifteen years or something.  :hmm:

So how come we aren't your friends too?  :(
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

The Brain

Quote from: Eddie Teach on March 23, 2018, 01:47:49 PM
Quote from: Malthus on March 23, 2018, 01:44:37 PM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on March 23, 2018, 09:30:28 AM
I love how Malthus can say "my friend" and everyone knows who he means.  :D

It's almost as if we've been communicating daily for fifteen years or something.  :hmm:

So how come we aren't your friends too?  :(

Friends don't let friends post stupid crap.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Savonarola

Quote from: Tyr on March 23, 2018, 11:10:51 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 23, 2018, 07:05:39 AM
I think the problem was the bleach buying.

Yep. Most likely.
Wearing pajamas isn't that unseen. They just look like jazzy trousers with pictures of sonic the hedgehog on them.

Interesting topic : what's the worst combination of otherwise innocent items to buy?

I once saw two young ladies buying a cucumber and Vaseline.
My brother once saw a man buy Sunny Delight (citrus drink) and rubbing alcohol at an all night convenience store after bar time.
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Malthus

Quote from: Savonarola on March 23, 2018, 02:01:13 PM

My brother once saw a man buy Sunny Delight (citrus drink) and rubbing alcohol at an all night convenience store after bar time.

Your brother saw our previous mayor, Rob Ford?  :hmm:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

dps

Quote from: Tyr on March 23, 2018, 11:10:51 AM
Wearing pajamas isn't that unseen. They just look like jazzy trousers with pictures of sonic the hedgehog on them.

Which would be fine if you were like six years old or something.  You're a grown man;  a sonic T-shirt would be fine, but Sonic PJs?  Geez.  I mean, I still sleep under a bedspread with NFL team logos on it, so some might say that I don't have much room to talk, but at least I don't go out in public with it wrapped around me.

Josquius

Quote from: dps on March 23, 2018, 04:18:10 PM
Quote from: Tyr on March 23, 2018, 11:10:51 AM
Wearing pajamas isn't that unseen. They just look like jazzy trousers with pictures of sonic the hedgehog on them.

Which would be fine if you were like six years old or something.  You're a grown man;  a sonic T-shirt would be fine, but Sonic PJs?  Geez.  I mean, I still sleep under a bedspread with NFL team logos on it, so some might say that I don't have much room to talk, but at least I don't go out in public with it wrapped around me.

I'm not going out on the pull in them.
Just to the shop a few doors away. I'm not trying to impress anyone. :p
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Malthus

Wearing PJs to go shopping is definitely a thing people do, though there is no way I'd do it.  :lol:

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Habbaku

It's a trashy thing that trashy people do. :bowler:
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.

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Eddie Teach

Quote from: Tyr on March 23, 2018, 11:10:51 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 23, 2018, 07:05:39 AM
I think the problem was the bleach buying.

Yep. Most likely.
Wearing pajamas isn't that unseen. They just look like jazzy trousers with pictures of sonic the hedgehog on them.

Interesting topic : what's the worst combination of otherwise innocent items to buy?

Bleach, tarp, shovel.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Malthus

Quote from: Eddie Teach on March 23, 2018, 04:47:57 PM
Quote from: Tyr on March 23, 2018, 11:10:51 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 23, 2018, 07:05:39 AM
I think the problem was the bleach buying.

Yep. Most likely.
Wearing pajamas isn't that unseen. They just look like jazzy trousers with pictures of sonic the hedgehog on them.

Interesting topic : what's the worst combination of otherwise innocent items to buy?

Bleach, tarp, shovel.

... and rent a woodchipper at Home Depot.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Duque de Bragança

Quote from: Malthus on March 23, 2018, 04:23:10 PM
Wearing PJs to go shopping is definitely a thing people do, though there is no way I'd do it.  :lol:

I guess you have no fancy pyjamas.  :P