The Off Topic Topic

[frunk]

I've eaten there twice.  It's ok.  The fries are good, the chicken isn't all that.

There's one in our area that always has around a half hour to an hour wait during any normal eating time.  I don't get it.  There's a few restaurants in walking distance that serve better food faster.

[mongers]

Had a phone call this morning from a young, attractive woman, aim to pull me into her orbit / resume the surrogate father role?

Her problem is she'll never be short of male attention throughout her life, so I wonder if there's a tactful way to tell her she doesn't need so much male company and she'd benefit from being unattached for a good while, great confidence etc?

[Eddie Teach]

Fried chicken with no bones, what's not to like?

[Tonitrus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDjmaCCEvcc

Most popular fast food in each state.

Chick Fil-A is crushing it.

Looks like a Timmah alt-history "Confederates winning the Civil War" map. 

[Josquius]

God damn it.
Last night I plug my computer in for the first time in a week and.... The mouse and keyboard don't work outside of bios.


I think I need to go buy a keyboard with a ps2 connector so I can login to windows and uninstall my USB drivers.

[Razgovory]

Still have my Chick Fil-A virginity.

Avoid the place.  No Chicken from homophobes.

[Admiral Yi]

Looks like a Timmah alt-history "Confederates winning the Civil War" map.

Which they are right now.

[Eddie Teach]

You are no match for our waffle fries.

[celedhring]

They were 20 of them against two cops watching the prisoner. So yeah, they won. No dead or seriously injuried though. This was on the border with Gibraltar, our little Ciudad Juárez.

Fuck. Then it is like Mexico. The bad guys always seem to win there, it is infuriating.

Update: the guys that ordered the hit have been identified and arrested. One of them carried €200,000 in cash at the moment of the arrest. Beer money.

The narco they liberated seems to have fled to Morocco.

[Admiral Yi]

Had a phone call this morning from a young, attractive woman, aim to pull me into her orbit / resume the surrogate father role?

Her problem is she'll never be short of male attention throughout her life, so I wonder if there's a tactful way to tell her she doesn't need so much male company and she'd benefit from being unattached for a good while, great confidence etc?

We can't tell you if it's a good idea to bang her or not.  You have to decide that on your own.

[Josquius]

If you say "I hope it is sunny tomorrow" with your fingers crossed, how do the gods know whether you mean that you're lying or you're hoping?
Is the word hope an activator?

[Grey Fox]

I want to try Raising Cane's Chicken Fingers.

[Eddie Teach]

If you say "I hope it is sunny tomorrow" with your fingers crossed, how do the gods know whether you mean that you're lying or you're hoping?
Is the word hope an activator?

The gods don't care.

[derspiess]

Might do that for lunch today.  Haven't eaten there in ages.

[garbon]