The Off Topic Topic

[Josquius]

[garbon]

A couple employees, a couple few former employees and I are finally going to be having our own rounds of Come Dine With Me. I've asked if we can keep in the catty confessionals. We've eliminated raiding the sock drawer.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/tabathaleggett/tweets-about-come-dine-with-me-that-will-make-you-laugh?utm_term=.kwaZKmQEM#.iuW13kWKJ

Every episode of Come Dine With Me
Contestant: (reads menu) I'm liking the sound of these dishes, but I'm concerned their dishes are a bit too simple. It sounds quite easy. Honestly, this is pleb food.

[in the taxi afterwards]

Contestant: I think they cut a few corners by not making the meals from scratch, they didn't grow and harvest their own wheat to grind for the flour in the bread layer of the trifle and they didn't raise their own cow to provide milk for the ice cream. it was the worst meal I've ever eaten and for that reason, I'm giving them a six.

How come dine with me scoring works;
Bitch: Well to be honest, I didn't like it. I didn't eat the starter, I don't like the meat in the main course and the desert was too sweet. I didn't like my guests, there was no alcohol and it was boring. So I'm giving a six.
Same Bitch: It was perfect, I loved it, all my favourite meals were cooked, and Johnny Depp turned up and humped me and it was amazing. So I'm giving a six, again.

Tonight on Come Dine With Me: the meal was perfect and his hosting was tremendous. Best night of my life and that's why I think he deserves a 4.

[MadImmortalMan]

A bunch of people my wife works with were laid off today. Share price: +5 cents

[CountDeMoney]

A bunch of people my wife works with were laid off today. Share price: +5 cents

[Jacob]

A bunch of people my wife works with were laid off today. Share price: +5 cents

You have the fire, but you're not going to organize any kind of resistance with that attitude

[Admiral Yi]

A wart I had frozen last Tuesday just fell off my face.

I feel like Jeff Goldblum.

[Razgovory]

A wart I had frozen last Tuesday just fell off my face.

I feel like Jeff Goldblum.

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[Ed Anger]

A bunch of people my wife works with were laid off today. Share price: +5 cents

Hey, Kroger's is hiring 10,000. Which means they might have 3 registers open instead of the usual two.

[CountDeMoney]

A bunch of people my wife works with were laid off today. Share price: +5 cents

You have the fire, but you're not going to organize any kind of resistance with that attitude

I wouldn't dare to be selfish about it.  Share the pain, that's what I say.

[11B4V]

A bunch of people my wife works with were laid off today. Share price: +5 cents

Making America Great again.

[Razgovory]

A bunch of people my wife works with were laid off today. Share price: +5 cents

Hey, Kroger's is hiring 10,000. Which means they might have 3 registers open instead of the usual two.

They don't pay much, but they don't make you work much.  I went on a date with a chick who worked there.  She had one arm.  Just one date, she knew she could do a lot better.  I don't know where this post was going, it kinda got away from me.

[Ed Anger]

A bunch of people my wife works with were laid off today. Share price: +5 cents

Hey, Kroger's is hiring 10,000. Which means they might have 3 registers open instead of the usual two.

They don't pay much, but they don't make you work much.  I went on a date with a chick who worked there.  She had one arm.  Just one date, she knew she could do a lot better.  I don't know where this post was going, it kinda got away from me.

[CountDeMoney]

I bet it's fun to nail a one-armed girl. Probably only half the fun of nailing one with no arms, though.

[sbr]

I think I'd rather nail a 1 legged gal.

[CountDeMoney]

#RubTheNub