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[CountDeMoney]

They grow beards so you an tell them apart.

I thought those were the obligatory facial warts.

[derspiess]

And let's not even mention Mrs. Kruschev...

[Ed Anger]

Insomnia report: I just read an article on Sloths pooping habits.

Wait a minute: all the cherry pain killers you get, and you don't bother washing them down with a brewski once in a while?  WTF

I'd actually like to live awhile longer. And beer sucks.

[CountDeMoney]

I'd actually like to live awhile longer. And beer sucks.

I didn't say go on a Leaving Las Vegas bender, for fuck's sake.  I mean, so add a little "oomph" to take the edge off.  Get a little nudge at nightie-night time.  It has worked for generations of countless trapped and joyless housewives, you know.

[Ed Anger]

No nudgies. My liver is that bad. Hell, the 325 mg of acetaminophen in a Norco pushes it. Which is why I break them in half and just suffer if I have to.

I'm seeing the Doc Wednesday about the insomnia.

[Ed Anger]

You just want me to drop dead and steal my wargames.

[CountDeMoney]

I will acquire your wargames in a completely legal and proper fashion. 

[Ed Anger]

On eBay after I drop dead and my wife throws that shit up there.

INVASION AMERICA MINT
Starting bid:0.99

[Admiral Yi]

Collectible nerds. 

[CountDeMoney]

On eBay after I drop dead and my wife throws that shit up there.

INVASION AMERICA MINT
Starting bid:0.99

I will have already filed all the lawsuits by then, so you wife will be too late.  So sad!

[CountDeMoney]

Collectible nerds. 

Don't be hating just because you rolled up your copy of SPI's The Next War and smoked it, Cheech.

[Ed Anger]

Welcome to Languish!

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[Syt]

I picked up some fresh fruit juice on the way to work. It came in a plastic bottle, and when I was drinking I noticed something was written on the bottom but couldn't quite make out what.

The print at the bottom of the bottle read, "Open other end." WTF? One end (the top) has a screw top, the other doesn't. Who thought this might be a necessary reminder?

UPDATE! I bought another bottle of the brand, a,beit smaller. Turned it to read what that one says on the bottom.

"If you read this you must be bored."

Well played.

[Liep]

I picked up some fresh fruit juice on the way to work. It came in a plastic bottle, and when I was drinking I noticed something was written on the bottom but couldn't quite make out what.

The print at the bottom of the bottle read, "Open other end." WTF? One end (the top) has a screw top, the other doesn't. Who thought this might be a necessary reminder?

UPDATE! I bought another bottle of the brand, a,beit smaller. Turned it to read what that one says on the bottom.

"If you read this you must be bored."

Well played.