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Eddie Teach

#73770
April 11, 2020, 03:01:36 AM

https://youtu.be/ehpH-rbnolc


Not a Rick roll... or is it? :shifty:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Syt

#73771
April 11, 2020, 06:26:21 AM
Featherstonhaugh, ponounced FAN-shaw ... WTF, Brits? :P
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Syt

#73772
April 12, 2020, 11:38:57 AM
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Tamas

#73773
April 12, 2020, 12:08:23 PM
Quote from: Syt on April 11, 2020, 06:26:21 AM
Featherstonhaugh, ponounced FAN-shaw ... WTF, Brits? :P

You talking? I live here! :P

Valmy

#73774
April 12, 2020, 01:35:50 PM
Happy Easter Languish! :bunny:
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Malthus

#73775
April 12, 2020, 01:57:00 PM
Spotted a real Easter Bunny the other day, nibbling someone's grass:

https://imgur.com/a/g4Xn0XF
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Josquius

#73776
April 13, 2020, 12:09:16 PM
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derspiess

#73777
April 13, 2020, 12:16:58 PM
Newly aquired shed.  Would this be in addition to a shed you already own?  Please say yes.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

PDH

#73778
April 13, 2020, 12:28:15 PM
Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

Habbaku

#73779
April 13, 2020, 12:46:30 PM
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

Sheilbh

#73780
April 13, 2020, 12:49:07 PM
Quote from: Tyr on April 13, 2020, 12:09:16 PM
... I hope it wasn't used for kinky sex games.
....I mean what are the better options for a person having whips in their home? :mellow:
Let's bomb Russia!

Maladict

#73781
April 13, 2020, 12:49:28 PM

Valmy

#73782
April 13, 2020, 01:29:06 PM
We Languish posters are more than a match for the likes of you Two-Sheds!
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

The Brain

#73783
April 13, 2020, 01:30:27 PM
Do the two sheds come with a mule?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

mongers

#73784
April 13, 2020, 07:01:32 PM


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"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"
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