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[Tamas]

But won't you be relieved when you do?

[Maladict]

Odd thing. Apparently 3 weeks before my uncle died he gave a sealed letter to his daughter, to be delivered to his wife in case he ever died.
Amongst the expected it mentioned his funeral wishes (in tune with mine actually. Bar the suing people part)

Also a  scary realisation...
My great grandad died in his late 80s.
My grandad died in his late 70s.
My uncle died in his late 60s.

1: my dad is nearly 60
2. I'll die in my 50s?

No. Late forties according to your scheme 

[celedhring]

Apparently there's a barbershop boom in Barcelona, and trained barbers have become so sought after that we are recruiting them from abroad. 

[Valmy]

I hear there is a barber in Seville.

[Admiral Yi]

Apparently there's a barbershop boom in Barcelona, and trained barbers have become so sought after that we are recruiting them from abroad. 

Is it because everyone is getting a retardo fodbol do that has to be resculpted every week?

[celedhring]

Apparently there's a barbershop boom in Barcelona, and trained barbers have become so sought after that we are recruiting them from abroad. 

Is it because everyone is getting a retardo fodbol do that has to be resculpted every week?

No, I guess it's mostly hipster-driven.

[jimmy olsen]

They didn't get into any trouble, other than inconvenience (because the declared everything), but it was just strange, because it was clear that they travelled this way all the time.

It can happen. Just not paying attention, talking to each other, take a wrong turn...and why the heck are we in a line!?

[The Brain]

They didn't get into any trouble, other than inconvenience (because the declared everything), but it was just strange, because it was clear that they travelled this way all the time.

It can happen. Just not paying attention, talking to each other, take a wrong turn...and why the heck are we in a line!?

Do you often suddenly find yourself with guns all over your car?

[jimmy olsen]

My dad had another heart attack.  He's in the hospital right now.

Just learned today my uncle died of a heart attack.
'tis the season

So sorry to hear about this guys. My thoughts and prayers are with you and your families.

[Admiral Yi]

My supermercado has started selling hemp soap and hemp shampoo.

[Grey Fox]

I hear there is a barber in Seville.

[Malthus]

They didn't get into any trouble, other than inconvenience (because the declared everything), but it was just strange, because it was clear that they travelled this way all the time.

It can happen. Just not paying attention, talking to each other, take a wrong turn...and why the heck are we in a line!?

The odd part is the fact that their car was filled with guns, not that they missed a turn-off and ended up in the line for the border. The latter is, indeed, easy to do.

[Jacob]

My supermercado has started selling hemp soap and hemp shampoo.

Do not try to smoke either.

[Admiral Yi]

Two clever quotes I just read in 1843, The Economist's lifestyle magazine:

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable we have to alter it every six months."  Oscar Wilde

"In a revolution, as in a novel, the most difficult part to invent is the end."  Alexis de Toqueville

[Ed Anger]

I went to Wally World and due to the fluids around my lungs, I had to use a store scooter.

I posted this just for Seedy.