The Off Topic Topic

[The Brain]

1290 pretty much killed Jew jokes in England. They took centuries to recover.

[Ideologue]

A bastard is a bastard.

Only in a world where marriages are important. It's not anymore.

It is to Marino he had to provide a sniveling press release.  And never pass up the opportunity to use archaic words.

Personally, I'm looking forward to the return of "forsooth!" and "'sblood!". 

Obligatory cartoon: http://xkcd.com/771/

I use "God's wounds" on occasion.

[Ed Anger]

I wish the pizza I ordered while on the can would be teleported into my hands.

WHAT IS THIS, THE DARK AGES?

[The Brain]

on the cant

[Ed Anger]

on the cant

I shat out two medium sized turds. It was a clean one wiper. 

[Ed Anger]

I wish the pizza I ordered while on the can would be teleported into my hands.

WHAT IS THIS, THE DARK AGES?

I gave the pizza 6/10. But it was half off, so my wallet won.

[MadBurgerMaker]

I just went from a 37" 1080p 60hz lcd to a 55" 1080p plasma (standard 600hz) smart tv. Holy shit. I probably looked like that guy in the old Maxell blown away ads when I first fired it up.

[CountDeMoney]

I just went from a 37" 1080p 60hz lcd to a 55" 1080p plasma (standard 600hz) smart tv. Holy shit. I probably looked like that guy in the old Maxell blown away ads when I first fired it up.

Yeah, plasma rocks.

[Ideologue]

I think I liked my old 47" set better than this 55" one; it may be a factor of wear and tear on the new one; or it may just be that I didn't want to buy a new television.

[jimmy olsen]

When did anti-semitic jokes become pretty standard ironic fayre?
When I was a kid there certainly weren't Jew jokes, go back not too much further than that and I'd imagine you'd encounter them being made and people meaning them. These days though Jew jokes have this status as a normal ridiculous thing to do. Jews are kosher for racist jokes because nobody actually believes any of the racism. 'tis odd stuff.

Hipster racism

http://meloukhia.net/2009/07/hipster_racism.html

[Eddie Teach]

The author of that piece needs to DIAF.

[Syt]

Dear lord, I'm sleepy as fuck today. Had a good night's sleep, but I've been feeling like going to sleep since lunch time (and no, I didn't have a heavy lunch).

[Lettow77]

Jews are kosher for racist jokes because nobody actually believes any of the racism.

[jimmy olsen]

The author of that piece needs to DIAF.

Why?

[Eddie Teach]

Because professional offense-takers are the bane of society.